During a newscast, The Astrologer announces that an earthquake is about to devastate the land, and to ensure his prediction comes true, he makes plans to detonate an atomic bomb.
As dual-gendered Albert/Alberta begins melting glaciers in a plot to flood the world, he/she attempts to complete a collection of animals, which is missing a male werewolf and a male vampire.
Mayor Goldwyn gives the deed to the city to Chief Running Nose, and then he declares all crime legal. Before long, the Monster Squad discovers No Face has been masquerading as both of them.