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Harry Who done it
lor_29 April 2011
This misspelled junker of a porn film was cranked out back-to-back by one "Harry Who" along with an even worse picture, KOWLOON CONNECTION. They introduced to the silver screen, with a resounding thud, non-starter starlet Suzy Chung, and probably bored many a storefront cinema patron to death back in the day.

Something Weird resurrected it on Vol. 108 of its Dragon Art Theatre series on a John Holmes double bill. Film starts promisingly with Suzy as Sue waking up to give Big John a blow job, shot in distorting closeup which does his iconic member justice. Copious money shot is the result, and John splits to go to work.

Suzy takes a shower and is joined in same by an arriving couple: Jonathan Younger as T.J. and "Mea Tue" as Jackie. Resulting threesome is okay sex, featuring mixed combo action, lesbo sex and a spotlight on the pointy nipples of Mea, a performer who resembles Rene Russo, which ain't bad. Wes Montgomery's laid-back classic cut "Bumpin'" from his Verve LP by that name accompanies on the pirated soundtrack.

After T.J. and Sue split, Jackie is visited by a pair named Tom & Jerry looking for Holmes. They settle for Jackie instead and have a half-hearted threesome, notable for Who's incompetence of leaving a clapper-board shot in the print, with sound synch off for several minutes.

Finale is better, as Holmes visits a frizzy haired hippie girl (Toni Scott) instead of going to work. She's meditating in the lotus position and he decides to hump her in her sleep, leading to another money shot in the face, with Who zooming in for a sloppy closeup. Holmes carefully puts her back (still asleep) in the lotus position, quipping "Don't bother to show me out" as he exits.

Plot less wonder delivers okay sex, which is more than one can say for the companion movie KOWLOON CONNECTION.

Soundtrack steals lots of easy listening/jazz guitar tracks from Montgomery and others, including "California Dreaming", "What the World Needs Now Is Love", "Quiet Nights", "One Note Samba" and "Girl from Ipanema", plus a live recording of Herbie Mann performing the hit "Comin' Home Baby" featuring its composer Ben Tucker.
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