Zombie Gang Bangers (1997 Video) User Reviews

Possibly The Most Misleading Film Title In History...

[EVOL666 · 1/10 · 29 July 2007]

I gotta go with my boy Allen (who also reviewed this film)...ZOMBIE GANGBANGERS (as my copy is entitled - guess they left out the "NINJA" part after realizing there isn't a single "ninja" nor reference to ninjas anywhere in the whole f!cking film...) is a total wasted of time. Honestly one of the most boring, retarded "films" I've ever had the displeasure of viewing.

A hooker is repeatedly (un-graphically) raped by two zombies, and then by a cop (again, un-graphically) when the cop doesn't believe her story. She meets a guy who was beaten up by said zombies and the two try to find a way to seek vengeance on the undead culprits...

First off - there is NO "gangbanging" (or really other "banging" at all) to be had in ZOMBIE NINJA GANGBANGERS. I was hoping to at least get some sort of horror/porn hybrid a la PORN OF THE DEAD, or RE-PENETRATOR, or perhaps PERVERTED STORIES - but no - there was absolutely NO sex in this film. At least a bit o' the ol' in-out might have redeemed this boring garbage to some degree, but without it, we get a bunch of poorly shot scenes of complete boredom with zero payoff. I'm all for "trash" films and most other schlock, gore, porn, and exploit material, but this one honestly sucks in every conceivable way. Save your time, pass this one up...1/10 (and the one is only for a few brief shots of some sub-par titties...)

Zombie movie of the cheaper kind.

[Chris-369 · 3/10 · 5 February 1999]

This is one cheap looking movie! A stripper keeps getting attacked and raped by zombies and no one believes her. She goes to the police who also rape her. She finally finds a kid who was also attacked by the zombies and they trace the zombies back to 'The Zombie Master'. The fact that Stephanie Beaton stars as the stripper is the only reason to watch this film.

Who gave this one a 10?

[almaric · 18 February 2002]

I'm positive the two people that gave this movie a 10 are the filmmakers. It is handsdown the most vile piece of filth ever put to videotape. Usually, that's something I can say and mean it as a good thing. What you have is 75 minutes of zombies raping poor Stephanie Beaton, who looks about as embarrassed to be part of this movie as I was to watch it. Even for lovers of bad cinema, this one is a rotten egg with absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

Disgusting and horrific and poorly acted. I loved it!!!

[rumlolarum · 10/10 · 11 December 2001]

Totally disgusting and cheap bawdy humor. I loved it!!! It is the most disgusting and totally horribly acted film, except for Nicolas Read, who plays an un-dead Court Jester, to comic brilliance. But being that as it may, I laughed so many times and I have to hand it to the film makers, it wasn't pretentious or ordinary in any way. Raping, fighting, zombies vomitting on their rape victims. What other movie has this? Not for the quesy, but with a pizza, a bong, and a six pack of beer, you got it made, if you have a cast iron stomach and a juvenille sense of humor like myself.

Near unwatchable

[ultra_tippergore · 26 June 2009]

Zombie Ninja Gangbangers, what a great title for an exploitation movie. Since the first time I read about this movie (maybe when it was released) i wanted to watch this one. With a title like "Zombie Ninja Gangbangers" a movie cant be bad, well it can be bad but it cant be boring. Wrong. Zombie Ninja Gangbangers is crap. Just plain crap. Its not funny at all, its just a camcorder movie were nothing happens except for long scenes of dancing with electronic music. This movie must be a joke like Frozen Flesh. Only Stephanie Beaton topless is worth, but then again, the movie quality is so awful that its near impossible to appreciate it. Nor recommended at all. 2/10