The Royal Tenenbaums (2001)

Bill Murray: Raleigh St. Clair

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Quotes 

• Raleigh : [after reading a private investigator's research on Margot's background, which reveals she's been a smoker since she was 12, she married a man in Jamaica at 19, has had numerous affairs and one-night stands with men and women, including Eli Cash]  She smokes.

• Medical Student : [about Dudley]  Can the boy tell time?

  Raleigh : Oh, my Lord, no.

• Raleigh : [Into tape recorder, softly]  Dudley suffers from a rare disorder combining symptoms of amnesia, dyslexia, and color-blindness, with a highly acute sense of hearing.

  Dudley Heinsbergen : [from adjoining room]  I'm not color blind, am I?

  Raleigh : I'm afraid you are.

• Raleigh : You don't love me any more, do you?

  Margot : I do, kind of. I can't explain it right now.

• Raleigh : Are you ever coming home?

  Margot : Maybe not.

  Raleigh : You're joking.

  Margot : No.

  Raleigh : Well, I want to die.

• Dudley Heinsbergen : You wanna play some word games, or do some experiments on me or anything?

  Raleigh : [lying on the couch, depressed after hearing about Margot's adultery]  No.

• [the priest breaks his ankle and is being loaded into the ambulance] 

  Raleigh : Do you have an alternate?

  Priest : No.

  Raleigh : Are there priests on call?

• Raleigh : You've made a cuckold of me.

  Margot : I know.

  Raleigh : Many times over.

  Margot : I'm sorry.

  Raleigh : And you nearly killed your poor brother.

  Ethel : What's he talking about?

  Margot : It doesn't matter.

  Raleigh : She's balling Eli Cash.