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7/10
fun times with the religious right, vampires, and gay people!
Quinoa198428 June 2010
I saw this film at an Anthology Film Archives screening in New York City. I mention this at the start since the film still doesn't have a distributor; it's been screened on television here and there, though nothing else. If you can happen to come across it at a screening, or if it some day gets a little company to get it out on video, it's surely worth a look. Worth depending on what your taste is for low-budget vampires and digs at the Religious Right and good natured jabs at the homosexual community. It mixes its satire and horror like a good smoothie, and it goes between the two with some relative ease after a bumpy start.

Not that it's *too* bumpy, only that the film starts off with its story just a little unclear; a man and wife decide to meet at a bar, which neither know is a gay bar, where at that very night people who run the bar (and who happen to be vampires) are negotiating with a religious nut, Reverend Bob (Carson Grant, looking like a dapper second-tier Keith Carradine), who wants to 'convert' the people in the bar from being gay to being, uh, straight with a "syrum". But the guy, Michael, who was supposed to meet his wife at the bar, gets sidetracked in a room below the bar, and runs into some trouble - and some secret government-op (so secret no one can know who he works for, ho-ho), who is there to take out the bad guys. It's one hell of a night in store for all involved.

There are twists and turns that happen, most notably with a couple of the villain characters. There is plenty of good gore and violence, and at a couple of points some really impressive make-up (at least impressive on such a tight budget). And the dialog more often than not is enjoyable and quirky ("left-handed" people comments at one point are riotous), and at the least doesn't waste people's time. The characters are nothing special, but the director and writers take their time in drawing them out anyway for all their genre-fun can allow. And when it finally starts getting campy- mostly due to the "Doctor" played by Tom Cahill as a vampire with Lugosi meeting Willem Dafoe- it gets better than ever. It's a little too smart and not as juvenile as to be a Troma movie, though surely not polished enough to make it as a big-studio pick-up either (some of the audio isn't altogether polished, a strange criticism to have but it's noticeable).

It's for the genre fans, the die-hard ones, who are looking for some solid vampire violence and mayhem with a little social commentary thrown in. And if you're just looking for the commentary... you'll get some blood anyway, and some goofy jokes on the "Decency Channel" that is pre-empting their 'Adult' programming (Lassie and Father Knows Best) for the broadcast of a lifetime! By the way, be HAPPY!
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8/10
A good time all around!
zippydidledo5 January 2007
Caught this one at the Fangoria Weekend of Horrors in CA. Vampires, terrorists and religious nuts all fighting it out in a gay bar in New York City. Sound like a good time? Well it is! Dead Serious is a horror / comedy that really succeeds on all levels. Smart, funny, gory all wrapped in a tight package that should have fans laughing and screaming all at the same time. The film has a LOT of social commentary in the Romero tradition. Another thing I loved about the film is to see Felissa Rose kicking ass in a good movie again! The entire cast really does an outstanding job with the material which is unusual for a low budget film. I really hope Dead Serious gets a wide DVD release, all the folks that made it certainly deserve it.

Definitely worth checking out!
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8/10
OK vampire movie
slayrrr66617 February 2009
Warning: Spoilers
"Dead Serious" is a surprisingly entertaining and enjoyable vampire entry.

**SPOILERS**

Trying to work a new case, accountant Michael Rosario, (Patrick Swearingen) arrives at a gay bar owned by Maxwell Horne, (Paul Coughlan) to close the deal. When he and partner Dr. Bruno Gant, (Tom Cahill) find themselves constantly interrupted by others seeking to know more about a rash of strange disappearances at the club, and when finally confronted with the news that Reverend Bob Rivington, (Carson Grant) is behind a serious of weird tests going on around the location. Soon after taking the entire club hostage, including his wife Susan, (Felissa Rose) he manages to slip away and discovers that they're using the tests to cure homosexuals of their desires to sin as a cover for turning them into bloodsucking vampires, and along with secret agent Troy Archor, (Brian Gianci) try to find a way of stopping their plans of turning the country's homosexuals into an army of vampires.

The Good News: This here was a lot of fun and managed to have a lot going for it. One of it's better elements is that the film manages to be incredibly fun and entertaining with it's goofy premise. Aside from the level of cheese that it works with, there's also a lot of really good and enjoyable moments that are put into the film due to how well plotted the film is. That's done nicely with a series of really nice advancements to the story which make it seem larger the more it goes on, which is a greater way of going about things. Having them gradually get discovered is a fantastic move, and it really gets better with each new discovery. From the missing people assignment and the insurance accountant angles to the shadowy conversations about a mysterious test and then getting involved with a religious fanatic and finally making it a vampire film, there's a lot going on in here and it stands out with a really strong story that also never gets old or dull. These elements are all added together, building well off the past additions of the story into making an incredibly enjoyable and exciting film. Also quite nice is a way of introducing the action into the film. These are fun scenes that really do well for mixing some exciting moments, which is nicely done all in the ending. There's literally no stopping at all in here when it gets going, from the frequent gunfights with the vampires taking place all over the club, including stairwells and inside small, cramped spaces that make it really enjoyable. There's also several big confrontations that make a lot of great points in here, from the brawl amongst the pool tables and then into the bar, along with a lot of moments throughout them to make the film enjoyable. The last plus in the film, and another part of what makes these scenes so enjoyable, is the gore on display. This one is pretty messy, with some nice and bloody gunshot wounds, a couple of messy bitten necks, a great swarming that produces some bloody cuts on the body and even facial skin melted away down to the bone, which is a nice visual. These here are what work for the film.

The Bad News: There wasn't a whole lot of flaws in this one. One of the biggest ones in here is the fact that the film is incredibly campy and cheesy, which might not sit well with some out there. The thing about it, that's not a true flaw but, because of the campiness of the situation, especially once the film crew arrives to do it's documentary, the film becomes completely tongue-in-cheek and that makes the film a little to get into since before, it plays the film straight and had worked really well. Now, by making the camp elements come out, it makes for a distracting shift in tone that, while there before, was never as prevalent as it is from then on out, which isn't a feeling all would like. There's also the minor flaw of the film not adhering to any of the traditional rules about vampires here, and beyond a passing mention about being hurt by sunlight, there's nothing about them that plays into the usual fare. Nothing about garlic, steaks-in-the-chest, crosses or beheading, and here they manage to get knocked off with bullets, not the typical behavior here. The last flaw in this one is the somewhat long time in-between the vampire attacks. As there's a lot of time spent on setting everything up, the vampires don't show up until the middle of the movie, leaving the rest of it to be quite slow-going at times, even if it's not dull. These here are the film's flaws.

The Final Verdict: An incredibly enjoyable entry that has a lot going for it and is much better than expected, despite the few small flaws. Really give this one a chance if you're of that lifestyle who enjoys the genre or are just in the mood for a cheesy, enjoyable vampire film, though those looking for more serious genre fare should heed caution.

Rated R: Graphic Violence and Graphic Language
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