Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008)
Ron Perlman: Hellboy
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Quotes
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Hellboy : You're in love. Have a beer.
Abe Sapien : Oh, my body's a temple.
Hellboy : Well, now it's an amusement park.
Abe Sapien : No, no, no. The glandular balance of...
Hellboy : Just shut up and drink it, would you?
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Tom Manning : What's going on? What's going on?
Hellboy : I quit.
[gives Manning his belt and weapon]
Tom Manning : What? Are you serious?
Liz Sherman : Looks that way doesn't it?
[gives Manning her belt and weapon]
Tom Manning : What's wrong with you? You can't all just quit.
Abe Sapien : [gives Manning his belt and weapons] Watch us.
[pats Manning on the cheek and walks past him]
Hellboy : [comes back] On second thought...
[pulls out the Samaritan]
Hellboy : I think I'll keep this!
[walks away]
Tom Manning : Come on. Come on! Johann, they can't do this. Stop them.
Johann Krauss : Dr. Manning, suck my ectoplasmic schwanzstucker!
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Prince Nuada : [to the Golden Army] Kill them.
Abe Sapien : [shocked] He lied to us.
Hellboy : Abe, old buddy. We ever get outta this, we gotta talk.
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Hellboy : Come on, Abe! What are these things?
Abe Sapien : Carcharadon Carcharias.
Hellboy : English, English.
Abe Sapien : They're, um... tooth fairies.
Hellboy : Ha!
Abe Sapien : No. Black Forest, 3rd Century. They feed mostly on calcium. Bones, skin, organs... But they do usually go after the teeth first. Hence the name, "tooth fairies."
Liz Sherman : Bet you they don't leave money, either.
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Johann Krauss : [after thrashing Hellboy] There we are. Your temper, it makes you sloppy. Try to control it, Agent Hellboy. Before it controls you.
[Johann "walks" away, singing in German]
Hellboy : Glass-hole.
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Hellboy : [reading a CD's track listing] "Can't Smile Without You"?
Abe Sapien : I know...
Hellboy : Yep, I'm gonna need a beer, too!
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Hellboy : I can be discreet.
Liz Sherman : Really?
Hellboy : Hey, I followed you and Myers, didn't I?
Liz Sherman : And then you had him transferred to Antarctica. That's very... discreet.
Hellboy : Ah, he said he liked the cold.
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Hellboy : I wish father were here. He'd know what to tell you... us.
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[repeated line]
Hellboy : Aw, crap!
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Prince Nuada : [draws his spear] Your weapon?
Hellboy : [holds up his stone hand] Five-fingered Mary.
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Hellboy : Eh, Mr. Kraut, sir?
Johann Krauss : Krauss, agent. There's a double s.
Hellboy : SS. Right, right.
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Hellboy : [looking at Liz sleeping; drunk] Look at her. She's it, Abe. She's it. She's my whole wide... You know?
Abe Sapien : [also drunk] Yeah. Yeah.
Hellboy : I would give my life for her... but she also wants me to do the dishes.
Abe Sapien : I would die and do the dishes.
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Hellboy : World, here I come.
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Prince Nuada : [defeated] Kill me. You must. For I will not stop. I cannot.
Hellboy : [taking the crown] Sorry, pal. I win, you live.
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Hellboy : [as he's wrapping an infant in his tail] Your first piece of tail.
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Hellboy : I know; I'm ugly!
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Liz Sherman : [over the radio, at the auction house] Abe, what have we got?
Abe Sapien : [reading through his book] Oh, this is interesting. Both boxes have the royal seal. Only delivered in a time of war... Red, we have company.
Hellboy : [getting annoyed] Come on, Blue. Give me something to work with here!
Abe Sapien : Burrowing creatures.
Hellboy : How many of them?
Abe Sapien : Many... there are no corpses because there are no leftovers. Have you noticed the floor?
Hellboy : [walking through the bloody sludge] Aww, crap!
Abe Sapien : Precisely. All these things do is eat and eat, then poop, then eat again.
Liz Sherman : [sarcastic] Remind you of anyone?
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[last lines]
Hellboy : Maybe we can find a place with a yard. It'd be great for the baby!
Liz Sherman : Babies.
Hellboy : [mouths] Babies?
Liz Sherman : [holds up two fingers, wagging them]
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[after smashing up a dozen of the Golden Army's soldiers]
Hellboy : Industrable, my ass.
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Johann Krauss : You have one fatal flaw.
Hellboy : Oh, I wanna hear this.
Johann Krauss : No, you don't. You can't take criticism.
Hellboy : Try me.
Johann Krauss : [pokes Hellboy] Can't... take it.
Hellboy : [yells] What's my flaw?
Johann Krauss : Your temper! It gets the best of you. Makes you weak, makes you vulnera...
[Hellboy punches him]
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Hellboy : "Popular Love Songs"? Oh, Abe... you fell for the Princess?
Abe Sapien : She... she's like me! A creature from another world...
Hellboy : You need to get out more.
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Hellboy : Liz...
Liz Sherman : Don't try to talk.
Hellboy : No, you need to hear this. I know what's important. It's you. I can turn my back on the world, all of it... as long as you stay with me.
Liz Sherman : I'll stay with you. You're the best man I know.
Hellboy : [smiles] Man...
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Tom Manning : [very upset] You've murdered me. You've murdered me and ridiculed me. And... you've brought this onto yourself.
Hellboy : [uninterested] What?
Tom Manning : Washington is sending down a BPRD agent.
Hellboy : [now caring] A new guy? Why?
Tom Manning : [sneering] To look after you!
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Liz Sherman : Over seventy guests reported. There are no survivors?
Hellboy : Same story here, babe.
Liz Sherman : Don't call me "babe."
Hellboy : *Abe!* I said Abe! Wrong channel...
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Hellboy : Now stay down!
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Princess Nuala : [with the others in the meat-locker] To wage his war, my brother needs this.
[holding the crown piece and cylinder]
Princess Nuala : The final piece of the crown of BethMora and this map to the location of the Golden Army chamber.
Johann Krauss : The Golden Army. The harbingers of death, the unstoppable tide...
Hellboy : [under his breath] Howdy Doody.
Johann Krauss : Your Highness, if you hand the crown piece over to us...
Princess Nuala : No. Where it goes, I go. My father died to uphold the truce with your world. We must honor his noble intentions.
Abe Sapien : The lady is in dire danger.
Johann Krauss : I take is your are vouching for her, Agent Sapien?
Abe Sapien : Most emphatically, yes.
Johann Krauss : Even so... I am sorry, but we simply cannot assume such responsibility on our own.
Hellboy : [getting in Johann's face] Lady just lost her father, what more do you want?
Johann Krauss : You may not care, but there are procedures, rules, and little handbooks that...
Hellboy : She's coming with us. You got that, gasbag?
Johann Krauss : [offended] What-what did you call me?
Prince Nuada : [from behind the group] You! You will pay for what happened to my friend down there.
Hellboy : [turning to face him, sarcastically] Yeah, right. You take checks?
Prince Nuada : [enraged] Demon. Born from a womb of shadows, sent to destroy their world and you still believe you belong?
Hellboy : Are we going to talk all night? Because I'm really sleepy.
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Hellboy : [drunk] Why is she mad at me? And it's not about the mess, either, it's about something else.
Abe Sapien : [also drunk] Well, ask her then!
Hellboy : No! Look, Abe, when a woman's mad at you, but she's really mad about something else, and you have to ask, she gets mad because you had to ask in the first place! You know?
Abe Sapien : Uh...
Hellboy : Never mind, don't answer that.
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Hellboy : Hey, gasbag! Stop talking now!
Johann Krauss : Or what? Are you threatening me? Because I think I can take you.
[silence]
Hellboy : Excuse me?
Johann Krauss : You heard me.
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Hellboy : Watch it boys, she's on fire!
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Johann Krauss : You will learn to obey me, follow protocol and stay focused at all times.
Hellboy : Oh, that word - "fock-yused"? Yeah, with your accent, I wouldn't use it that much.
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[Hellboy has defeated Nuada, and holds the completed Crown of Bethmora, that controls the Golden Army]
Hellboy : All that power...
Liz Sherman : Don't even think about it!
[grabs crown from his hands, and proceeds to destroy it]
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Hellboy : C'mon, Liz! Burn 'em all!
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Johann Krauss : [as the destroyed Golden soldiers reform themselves] Well, I'm out of ideas.
Hellboy : I've got one.
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Jimmy Kimmel : [talking about Abe on TV] And what about this guy? Walking around with a toilet seat on his head.
Hellboy : [laughing] A toilet!
Abe Sapien : It's quite obvious it's a breathing apparatus.
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[repeated line]
Hellboy : Damn!
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Hellboy : Give it up nasty, we can see you.
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Hellboy : [after grabbing Nuada by the neck in the final duel] You jumpy slippery bastard... I got you now!
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Hellboy : Geez, it stinks in here! Worse than my room!
