Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008)

Jeffrey Tambor: Tom Manning

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Quotes 

• Tom Manning : What's going on? What's going on?

  Hellboy : I quit.

  [gives Manning his belt and weapon] 

  Tom Manning : What? Are you serious?

  Liz Sherman : Looks that way doesn't it?

  [gives Manning her belt and weapon] 

  Tom Manning : What's wrong with you? You can't all just quit.

  Abe Sapien : [gives Manning his belt and weapons]  Watch us.

  [pats Manning on the cheek and walks past him] 

  Hellboy : [comes back]  On second thought...

  [pulls out the Samaritan] 

  Hellboy : I think I'll keep this!

  [walks away] 

  Tom Manning : Come on. Come on! Johann, they can't do this. Stop them.

  Johann Krauss : Dr. Manning, suck my ectoplasmic schwanzstucker!

• [about Johann] 

  Tom Manning : No fingerprints, no photos. But they say, and I'm translating, "he has a nice, open face."

  [Johann's head turns out to be a clear, open bowl of glass] 

• Tom Manning : "Undercover." Can't he get the meaning of the word? I mean, we are still government-funded, we are still a secret, although a dirty secret, if you ask me. Officially, we-do-not-exist. So, you see, that's the problem when we get these.

  [shows Abe a series of photos] 

  Tom Manning : Subway... highway... ah, park.

  [holds up one, showing Hellboy giving a "peace" sign with his stone hand] 

  Tom Manning : And he posed for this one, and gave an autograph. I suppress each photo, cell phone videos, they cost me a fortune, and then they show up on Youtube... God, I hate Youtube!

• Tom Manning : What are these things?

  Liz Sherman : We normally can't see fairy folk and trolls. They emit a cloaking aura of "glamour." But in 1838, Emil Schuffstein designed these. Four crystal diopters that allows you to see things as they really are. Keep an eye on her.

  [Manning sees the team following a bag lady pushing a shopping cart full of kittens] 

  Tom Manning : That little old lady? Come on!

  Liz Sherman : It's a Fragglewump. An ugly Scottish troll. They're afraid of canaries.

  [Manning puts on the glasses and looks again] 

  Tom Manning : Oh, my God! Canaries, huh? What about the kittens?

  Liz Sherman : She feeds on them.

  Tom Manning : That thing is a "she?"

• Tom Manning : [very upset]  You've murdered me. You've murdered me and ridiculed me. And... you've brought this onto yourself.

  Hellboy : [uninterested]  What?

  Tom Manning : Washington is sending down a BPRD agent.

  Hellboy : [now caring]  A new guy? Why?

  Tom Manning : [sneering]  To look after you!

• Tom Manning : [talking about Krauss]  I like the way he takes charge.

  Liz Sherman : You think?

  Tom Manning : He's efficient, and precise.

  Liz Sherman : Add resistant to that and you got yourself a new watch.