Surf's Up (2007)

Diedrich Bader: Tank 'The Shredder' Evans

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Quotes 

• Tank Evans : [introducing his trophies]  These are my ladies. This is Jill. This is my lady, Amy. Little Suzy. Brianna... y'know why we call her Brianna, right?

  Filmmaker : N-no...

  Tank Evans : [smirks]  Yeahhhh, it's a long story.

• [the kids are playing with Tank's trophy] 

  Tank Evans : No, no, NO! I'm telling my mom!

  [one of the kids trip and the trophy breaks] 

  Arnold : Oops!

  Tank Evans : Nooooo! Lia!

• Tank Evans : I'm gonna chum the water with your head!

  Cody Maverick : Bring it on, pecker face! Let's go.

  Tank Evans : Pecker face?

• Tank Evans : This spot here, this is for my special lady. Lia. I'm gonna say that one more time. Lia. Oh yeah. That's a sweet, sweet lady.

  Tank's Mother : Tank! Are you polishing your trophies again?

  Tank Evans : Mom! I wasn't polishing, I was just talking to my friends!

  [to camera] 

  Tank Evans : I'm gonna polish them later.

• Tank Evans : A role model? No. But I do consider myself somebody that everyone should look up to. Kids should try to pretend that they're Tank. I mean, they should try. Good luck, kids!

• Tank Evans : [to Reggie]  Tank needs fuel.

• Tank Evans : [doing pushups over hot coals]  Right, no, I getcha. What's winning without the losers?

  Tank Evans : [later, still doing pushups over hot coals]  It feels better, when there's a lot of losers around... was, was that your question?

• Tank Evans : [pushing Chicken Joe away]  Keep your girlfriend out of this.

• Tank Evans : What's up with the hair? You could fit a whole fish in there.

• Rob : I don't believe this. This contest was Maverick's to win. Now Evans pushing Maverick out of bounds and into the Bone Yards.

  Cody Maverick : Tank, look out.

  Tank Evans : You look out.

  Big Z : Code!

  Cody Maverick : Z!

  Big Z : Cody, come on!

  Cody Maverick : Z!

  Big Z : Paddle! Come on! Dig! Faster! Come on. Dig! Dig!

  [sees a wave coming] 

  Big Z : Don't dig! Don't dig!

  Cody Maverick : What?

  Big Z : Let the wave carry you, Cody. You're gonna have to time it! You're gonna come right here. Right to me. Five... four...

  Cody Maverick : Three... two... one... Z!

• Tank Evans : First, I'm gonna take you down. Then I'm gonna fry the chicken.

  Chicken Joe : [Lying on his board, staring at the sky]  Whoa! That cloud looks just like a kitten. Aww.

• Tank Evans : Number one, the Tank!