Surf's Up (2007)

Jon Heder: Chicken Joe

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Quotes 

• Chicken Joe : Cody. I know he's out here. I can feel it in my nuggets!

• [repeated line] 

  Chicken Joe : Radical.

• Chicken Joe : So it's day three. I come across Pen Guans.

  Chicken Joe : [Cut to Joe tied to a spit, carried by Pen Guans]  I'm Chicken Joe. Joseph. It's long for Joe.

  [Pen Guan shouts at Joe in native language] 

  Chicken Joe : That's cool.

  Chicken Joe : [cut back to Joe]  They treat me as their king and put me in their hot tub. I guess their royal hot tub.

  [Cut to Joe in a boiling pot, while Pen Guins dance and cut vegetables to put on pot] 

  Chicken Joe : It got all hot and steamy. It really opened up my pores.

  [Pen Guans throw vegetables in pot] 

  Chicken Joe : They even served me food while I was in there. As great as it was, I still had a vision of my quest.

  [Joe steps out of pot, Pen Guans shout and throw spears] 

• Chicken Joe : You know, we've known each other way back since, like... yesterday, I think it was.

• Lani Aliikai : Oh, crap!

  [runs out to save drowning penguin] 

  Cody Maverick : Oh man, I'm in love.

  Arnold : Help me, I'm drowning.

  Chicken Joe : What are you standing here next to me for? You should go talk to her.

  Cody Maverick : No way, man! I'm not gonna go talk to her.

  Chicken Joe : Dude, she's totally into you! She called you crap!

• Chicken Joe : Whoah! You gotta try this blowhole thing, man! This whale dude is giving me a brain freeze.

• Chicken Joe : [to Lani]  I can help, though. Except if there's blood. Just the thought of blood makes me... makes me...

  [faints] 

• Rob : How's it feel to win, Joe?

  Chicken Joe : I won?

• Cody Maverick : My name's Cody Maverick, Shiverpool. You?

  Chicken Joe : No, I'm not from Shiverpool. Dude, I'm from Lake Michigan. That's where I surf. I was the only one around my town who did it.

• Chicken Joe : Squidito on el stickito?

• Chicken Joe : Butt freeze!

• [in the aftermath of a storm] 

  Chicken Joe : Lani, where's Cody?

  [Cody's surfboard washes ashore, and Lani starts crying] 

• Tank Evans : First, I'm gonna take you down. Then I'm gonna fry the chicken.

  Chicken Joe : [Lying on his board, staring at the sky]  Whoa! That cloud looks just like a kitten. Aww.

• Filmmaker : Aren't you worried about being out here in the jungle? Isn't it kinda dangerous?

  Chicken Joe : Dude, the jungle is like the most peaceful place on the planet.

  [Pen Guans appear and blow darts at Joe and the camera]