1 Night in China (2004 Video) User Reviews

One night of Xpac filming his own *Bleep*

[MikeHunt1075 · 2/10 · 4 November 2009]

I gotta say, I only bought this 'cause of all the hype around the internet that Chyna and X-pac (Sean Waltman?) did this film, and had it not been on sale for under 10 bucks I never would have checked it out.

However, even at that price, I now feel ripped off and know it's not really worth watching even if you got to watch it for free.

The whole thing seems to be nothing but X-Pac filming his own ding-dong while Chyna lays in the same position for most of the night making annoying sounds that don't go anywhere. She can't seem to climax, and gives off the impression shes faking it.

It doesn't matter to me if she is or she isn't, but the whole things was a waste of time to watch.

Horror-ific

[sarahughey · 1/10 · 12 April 2005]

From the distributors of One Night in Paris Comes this unnatural horror porn. This review contains minor spoilers, but I really doubt that will ruin anybody's day.

I'd vote zero if I could. Now, I"m not an adult movie fan in the least, but as a former pro-wrestling fan, and also a horror buff, I just had to check it out. To start out, Shaun Waltman and Joanie Laurer are no Pam & Tommy. Well, they're close, because Joanie "Chyna Doll" Laurer has the same boy parts as Tommy Lee does.

This movie is scarier than any horror flick, Has worse cinematography than a home video shot by someone's drunk dad (not that I expected much from a celeb porn vid), and it's about as erotic as watching grass grow.

This was like seeing an accident, you don't want to look, but you just can't turn away. Between disgusting sex scenes (if you can call them sex, it's more like frantic humping) is Shaun hamming it up in China, with worse lines than he had back as X-Pac or the 1-2-3 Kid, and that's really saying something.

I hope this movie is a lesson to Red Light District, just because they're are (or were) celebs, doesn't mean people will want to see them getting busy.

save for after dinner

[delphiaa · 15 July 2007]

the great video quality is one of the few good things about this bit of side show. Its sharper that a lot of other "professional" movies. It just goes against the idea that amateur sex tapes have to look crappy with bad audio. But its just bad irony that this great video has sub par performers. there's truth in the title. With his pro wrestling credentials in tow, Sean Waltman visits China to help sell the name. Well, 'One night in Chyna Doll' doesn't as catchy. Other than the curious factor, it feels the only reason to watch is the novelty of seeing semi-celebrities getting freaky. And some would argue about freakishness in this one. This is proof that there's a huge, huge difference between being a fan of Joanie Laurer and wanting to see her have sex. The Red Light District people scraped the barrel with this one.