Torrente 3: El protector (2005)

Santiago Segura: Torrente

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Quotes 

• Torrente : I'm a policeman, I'm Spanish and I'm a fucking killing machine!

• [subtitled version] 

  [last lines] 

  [while running away from the White House] 

  Torrente : I can't take you guys out of Spain.

  Juan Francisco : Don José Luis!

  Josito : Torrente!

  Pepito : Dad!

• [subtitled version] 

  Abuela : Do you remember Manoli?

  Torrente : The whore?

  [Grandma hits Torrente with a cane] 

  Abuela : Watch your mouth, faggot!

• [subtitled version] 

  Torrente : I've got a very strict ethic and moral code, a code which has always governed my life. It's caused me problems. But, Parrondo, I'm a man of principles.

  Torrente : [farts loudly] 

  Torrente : Right to the end.

• [subtitled version] 

  [in a car, during a surveillance operation] 

  Torrente : It's very quiet, isn't it? How's about we jerk each other off?

  Juan Francisco : [appalled]  What do you mean, sir? Do you think we're homosexuals?

  Torrente : [upset]  Hey, have a bit of respect! I didn't insult you! Look, you're a man, right?

  Juan Francisco : Of course.

  Torrente : And you beat the meat?

  Juan Francisco : Almost every day.

  Torrente : So a man touches your dick.

  Juan Francisco : Yes.

  Torrente : That doesn't make you a faggot.

  Juan Francisco : No.

  Torrente : That's it. You're saying I'm right. Come on, get it out. You'll like it!

• [subtitled version] 

  Torrente : Camuñas, are we rats or are we men?

  Camuñas : We're men, sir.

  Torrente : No, we're not men.

  Camuñas : Rats?

  Torrente : We're supermen.

• [subtitled version] 

  [during a car chase] 

  Torrente : Step on it, kid! You won't lose your license for this.

  Josito : What license?