'Allo 'Allo! (TV Series)

The Gateau from the Chateau (1985)

Kirsten Cooke: Michelle Dubois

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Quotes 

• [Michelle regards the snooker table in the back room of the café] 

  Michelle Dubois : What is the biggest break you've had on this table?

  René : Just now, when my wife swallowed that story about the light bulb.

• Michelle Dubois : [shortly after Edith Artois caught René on the pool table with Yvette... Edith and Yvette leave]  What is the biggest break you've had on this table.

  René : Just now, when my wife swallowed that story about the light bulb.

• René : ...we must put out that bomb before it goes off!

  Michelle Dubois : [stepping out of hiding with a gun]  "you will do no such thing..."

  René : My restaurant will be wrecked.

  Michelle Dubois : the crater where it stood will be a monument to the bravery of the resistance.

  René : You are out of your tree.