Angel (TV Series)
The Bachelor Party (1999)
David Boreanaz: Angel
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Quotes
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Cordelia : So here I am at L'Petite Renard with "Mr. Armani" who could keep me in blue boxes for the rest of my life...
Angel : Blue boxes?
Cordelia : Tiffany's. God! And the whole night I was bored silly. All I could think about was if this wimp saw a monster he'd probably throw a shoe at it and run like a weasel. Turns out the shoe part was giving him too much credit.
Angel : There aren't very many people who wouldn't run. It's just human nature.
Cordelia : Yeah. But, all of a sudden, rich and handsome wasn't enough for me. Now I expect a guy to be all brave and interesting. And it's your fault, both of you.
Angel : Well, maybe not. Maybe you're changing. And that could be a good thing.
Cordelia : Or disastrous. As if I wasn't confused enough, then Doyle comes along and rescues me like some badly-dressed superhero. He was really beat up. But, you know the first thing he asked? "Are you okay?"
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Allen Francis Doyle : [about Cordelia] She's not going to fall for my ample but unpretentious charms, is she?
Angel : Unless by some unpretentious means you don't like to brag about your family's old money.
Allen Francis Doyle : Hey, the only money in my family is underneath the couch cushions. Not to mention the fact that half of them are demons.
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Cordelia : Hi, Doyle. Are you gonna become loser pining guy, like, full time now? 'Cuz, you know, we already have one of those around the office.
Angel : Hey.
Allen Francis Doyle : Hey.
Cordelia : He can get away with it. He's tall, and-and look at the way clothes hang on him. But you...
Angel : O-Okay. I think you've cheered us up enough.
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[after one of Doyle's visions]
Allen Francis Doyle : There's a young guy.
Angel : Where?
Allen Francis Doyle : Vampires have a nest downtown. Poor kid's gonna be the entrée.
Angel : Let's go. Come on.
Allen Francis Doyle : Everybody's got dinner plans but us.
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Allen Francis Doyle : So that's it then? That's your exciting plan for this evening? A book?
Angel : I get enough excitement.
Allen Francis Doyle : Yeah - of the evil-fighting variety. How about a little off-duty fun?
Angel : Such as?
Allen Francis Doyle : Two beautiful words: Sports Bar!
[Angel gives him a look]
Allen Francis Doyle : Come on! You know they have Trivia games on the Internet now? You can challenge against drunks around the world. Anything, please! I just can't sit around here while...
Cordelia : [Coming in] While I steal into the night with my incredibly-more-wealthy-than-you prince?
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Angel : [Reading from a book] Here it is - Ano-movic. Once a nomadic tribe. At one time they did have violent leanings...
Allen Francis Doyle : There! I knew this nice guy routine was just an act. He's working a spell on her. She gonna sprout hubcaps from her head or something.
Angel : But they gave up those orthodox teachings, - language, - around the turn of the century.
[closes the book and puts it down]
Angel : Now they own a number of restaurants with pretty expensive windows.
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Allen Francis Doyle : Hey, this Richard, you know, he looks like he'd give her a good life.
Angel : Yeah
Allen Francis Doyle : Seems like a nice - friendly fellow, don't you think?
Angel : Definitely friendly, - only - he seemed a bit...
Allen Francis Doyle : [Jumps up] Exactly! I knew he was no good! And even though we're ex, I mean, it's still my duty to watch over her, right? But I can't go trailing after her intended myself. I mean, it just wouldn't look right. Angel, you think you would...?
Angel : Yeah. Just don't tell Cordelia. - She'll wanna charge you.
