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Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : That's so typical of your kind.
Cordelia Chase : Well, at least I'm not a sheep like you.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : I am not a sheep!
Cordelia Chase : You are such a sheep! You've never had a single opinion that you didn't read in a book.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : At least I've opened a book.
Cordelia Chase : Oh, don't even try with the snooty, wooly boy. I was top ten percent of my class!
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : What class? Advanced Bosoms?
Cordelia Chase : OH!
Angel : Hey! What the hell's goin' on here?
Cordelia Chase : We were just discussing whether or not we should offer to pay Gunn.
Angel : No, you weren't.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Well, our discussions tend to go about three minutes, then it's strictly name calling and hair pulling.
Cordelia Chase : Ebeneezer here doesn't wanna share the wealth.
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Angel : So, what have we got here?
Officer : Uh - you're not...
Angel : [to a bystander] Hey, you wanna get behind the tape? You gotta gawk, go home, watch a high speed chase on Fox.
[to the officer]
Angel : You wanna think about keepin' the tourists off my crime scene?
Officer : But I-I'm...
Angel : I'm outta vice three weeks, I've seen enough amateur night crap to fill a mini-series. So, you wanna pretend that's not a Cub Scout uniform and tell me about dead people?
Officer : Uh, well, detective, what happened is we had to scrape 'em off the wall. Guys got pinned by a two ton dumpster.
Angel : It fell on them.
Officer : Ah, no. They were actually pinned *to* the wall. Looks like somebody might have shoved the dumpster from the side.
Angel : Have to be somebody pretty strong.
Officer : Yeah. You're tellin' me. Splashed those guys all the way up here.
Angel : That's not their blood.
Officer : Excuse me?
Angel : You seen a girl tonight? Maybe a little scared, beat-up?
Officer : Uh-uh. Nobody but our Mr. Bills. You know,
[high pitched voice]
Officer : "Oh no, Mr. Bill!" Krech!
Angel : Right...
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Cordelia Chase : I can't get this bandage to... Stop moving!
Angel : I'm not.
Cordelia Chase : Well, then stop breathing.
Angel : I don't breathe.
Cordelia Chase : Then stop flexing your manly boob-muscles or whatever.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : That's an ugly looking wound.
Angel : It doesn't feel pretty either.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : We should definitely approach this girl with caution. I guess you already figured that out.
Angel : She's very powerful. We gotta find out everything we can about her.
Cordelia Chase : Like, oh, say, her name?
Angel : I was impaled at the time.
Cordelia Chase : Of course. Perfectly understandable.
Angel : Do you know how hard it is to think straight with a re-bar through your torso?
Cordelia Chase : Actually, I do. Benefits of a Sunnydale education. No address or anything?
Angel : She said she was staying with a friend.
Cordelia Chase : Well, that narrows it down to people with friends.
[to Wesley]
Cordelia Chase : Where do we keep that list?
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Angel : [to Wesley] You're gone.
Cordelia Chase : You can't fire Wesley! I'll quit, too! Unless you're firm.
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Angel : The time I've lived, I've seen some horrors, scary behavior, and a couple of fashion trends I constantly pray to forget. But I see people try. I see them try to be better.
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Bethany Chaulk : I've done stuff. I can make you happy.
Angel : You wouldn't like me when I'm happy.
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Angel : You wanna make love, but you don't wanna be touched?
Bethany Chaulk : "Make love"? What are you, from the eighteenth century? I was just- I just wanted...
Angel : What'd you want?
Bethany Chaulk : Are you shocked I'm a great big slut?
Angel : You'll find I'm not easily shocked, Bethany.
Bethany Chaulk : Everyone thinks I'm so fragile and innocent. Men love it.
Angel : Do you?
Bethany Chaulk : Do I love it? Who cares. I'm - I'm... like the chambermaid. I just leave. When a guy's on me, I... I made up the room, I showed him in and I leave till he's gone. Come back and clean up the mess.
Angel : And the men?
Bethany Chaulk : What, you think they'd notice or care I'm not there? Would you?
Angel : I don't think everyone's as bad as you'd have them be.
Bethany Chaulk : Oh, right. You love the people. Love 'em so much, you've got a hundred rooms to be all alone in. You know, I'm thinking maybe you're not exactly qualified to help me with my problem.
Angel : Maybe I'm the only one who is. Try to get some sleep.
Bethany Chaulk : Who's Darla?
Angel : Good night, Bethany.
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Bethany Chaulk : What are you?
Angel : I've come to help you. My name is Angel.
Bethany Chaulk : Ha. Ha. Great, I stabbed an angel. Now I'm really never getting into heaven.
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Angel : I'm going to bed. It's been a long day.
Cordelia Chase : You've been up for three hours.
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Angel : Would you like some tea?
Bethany Chaulk : Yeah, please.
Cordelia Chase : You shouldn't worry. Angel does this kind of thing all the time.
Bethany Chaulk : Makes tea?
Cordelia Chase : Helps people. You know, he helps people with problems.
Bethany Chaulk : [to Cordelia] So what's wrong with you?
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Where to begin?
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[last lines]
Lilah Morgan : Look, Bethany. Bethany, wait! You could have been someone important!
Angel : You gotta learn to lose, sweetie.
Lilah Morgan : Did I mention you're not invited in?
Bethany Chaulk : Don't try to find me, Lilah. I mean it.
Lilah Morgan : Our-our firm doesn't want to lose a... you're not...
[points at Angel]
Lilah Morgan : He is a vampire, you know.
Bethany Chaulk : [looks like Angel] Weird.
Angel : Looks like you're gonna have to find someone else's brain to play with.
Lilah Morgan : Yeah, we have someone in mind.
Angel : Good night, Lilah.
Lilah Morgan : Sweet dreams.
