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Angel : So, what have we got here?
Officer : Uh - you're not...
Angel : [to a bystander] Hey, you wanna get behind the tape? You gotta gawk, go home, watch a high speed chase on Fox.
[to the officer]
Angel : You wanna think about keepin' the tourists off my crime scene?
Officer : But I-I'm...
Angel : I'm outta vice three weeks, I've seen enough amateur night crap to fill a mini-series. So, you wanna pretend that's not a Cub Scout uniform and tell me about dead people?
Officer : Uh, well, detective, what happened is we had to scrape 'em off the wall. Guys got pinned by a two ton dumpster.
Angel : It fell on them.
Officer : Ah, no. They were actually pinned *to* the wall. Looks like somebody might have shoved the dumpster from the side.
Angel : Have to be somebody pretty strong.
Officer : Yeah. You're tellin' me. Splashed those guys all the way up here.
Angel : That's not their blood.
Officer : Excuse me?
Angel : You seen a girl tonight? Maybe a little scared, beat-up?
Officer : Uh-uh. Nobody but our Mr. Bills. You know,
[high pitched voice]
Officer : "Oh no, Mr. Bill!" Krech!
Angel : Right...
