Cheers (TV Series)

Severe Crane Damage (1990)

Bebe Neuwirth: Dr. Lilith Sternin

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• Frasier : [about Lilith's new book]  It's called Good Girls/Bad Boys. Isn't that cute?

  Lilith : That was my editor's idea. I wanted to call it A Cross Sectional Study of Control Group Females With a Tendency Toward Self-Destruction Vis-a-Vis Damaging Relationships With Members of the Opposite Sex.

  Woody : [exasperated]  Oh brother, not another one of those.

• Lilith : Has anyone seen Frasier? He cancelled an eight-thirty appointment.

  Norm : Wow, he sees patients at night?

  Lilith : No. We were going to make love to celebrate my new book.

• Viper : [to Frasier]  You're getting dull on me, Slash.

  [Frasier is unaware that Lilith is standing behind him] 

  Frasier : Oh, listen Viper, if caring for the one you love, caring for your children, if paying attention to your career and home, if these things be dull, then may I be the dullest man who ever lived.

  Lilith : [passionately]  You are, Frasier, you are.

• Lilith : Yes, but, you see, my particular slant is that many women are drawn to men who are bad for them, those who represent danger. Then, once they outgrow that need, they're free to make the mature choice and live out their lives with upstanding, substantial men. Not unlike my Frasier-doodle.

  Carla : So what you're saying is that once guys like Sammy are done sucking the juice out of babes, they can toss the shriveled husks to guys like Frasier.

  Frasier : In a nutshell, yes.