Cheers (TV Series)

Severe Crane Damage (1990)

Rhea Perlman: Carla Tortelli

Quotes 

• Frasier : I just want to head to the men's room to check my hair.

  Carla : Ah, I already checked. It's not in there.

• Lilith : Yes, but, you see, my particular slant is that many women are drawn to men who are bad for them, those who represent danger. Then, once they outgrow that need, they're free to make the mature choice and live out their lives with upstanding, substantial men. Not unlike my Frasier-doodle.

  Carla : So what you're saying is that once guys like Sammy are done sucking the juice out of babes, they can toss the shriveled husks to guys like Frasier.

  Frasier : In a nutshell, yes.