The Golden Girls (TV Series)

Scared Straight (1988)

Monte Markham: Clayton Hollingsworth

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Quotes 

• Clayton Hollingsworth : I shouldn't have got you mixed up in all this. It's just so hard to tell Blanche the truth.

  Rose : Clayton, you're selling your sister short. Now at times Blanche can be very understanding, compassionate and forgiving.

  Blanche : [entering the room]  Get away from my baby brother you cradle snatchin', empty headed, two faced dummy!

  Rose : And then at other times she can be a real bitch.

• Sophia Petrillo : I don't get to know?

  Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : No, Ma.

  Sophia Petrillo : Okay. Have it your way. But nobody can keep a secret from Sophia Petrillo. Whatever that guy is hiding I can smoke it out of him in three or four quick questions.

  Clayton Hollingsworth : [entering the kitchen]  Hello, ladies.

  Sophia Petrillo : Perfect timing!

  Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Ma!

  Sophia Petrillo : So, Clayton, what do you think of this Miami weather were having?

  Clayton Hollingsworth : Oh, it's lovely.

  Sophia Petrillo : I see. Have you ever been to Europe?

  Clayton Hollingsworth : No. But it's always been a dream of mine.

  Sophia Petrillo : Interesting

  [holds up 2 fingers] 

  Sophia Petrillo : How many fingers am I holding up?

  Clayton Hollingsworth : Two.

  Sophia Petrillo : Fine. You can go back in the living room now.

  [Clayton exits] 

  Sophia Petrillo : The man's as gay as a picnic basket!

  Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : Ma, that... that is incredible! How did you know?

  Sophia Petrillo : I heard him singing in the shower. He's the only man I ever knew who knows all the words to "Send In the Clowns".

• Blanche : I just feel like I don't know you anymore.

  Clayton Hollingsworth : I'm the same person I always was.

  Blanche : No you're not. You used to be just like me.

  Clayton Hollingsworth : What - great lookin'?

  Blanche : Yes.

  Clayton Hollingsworth : Charming?

  Blanche : Yes.

  Clayton Hollingsworth : Irresistible to men?

  Blanche : My God, Clayton, you *are* me!

• Blanche : Clayton Hollingsworth, you look me in the face and tell me you really are what you say you are.

  Clayton Hollingsworth : I think you heard me the first time, Blanche.

  [He walks out] 

• Blanche : You know what that popcorn reminds me of? Rex's Drive In out at the lake. You remember the night my date and I parked right next to you and your date? Pretty soon it got to be a contest who could fog up whose car the fastest. I think you won!

  Clayton Hollingsworth : You weren't doing too badly considering you were in a convertible.

• [Clayton happened to meet Rose after a failed date and confessed his homosexuality to her, now she is helping him to confess to Blanche] 

  Rose : Tell her, Clayton.

  Clayton Hollingsworth : I will, Rose.

  Blanche : Tell me what?

  Clayton Hollingsworth : Well, I ran into Rose at the park and...

  Blanche : And?

  Clayton Hollingsworth : And we had a long talk and...

  Blanche : And?

  Clayton Hollingsworth : And... we slept together tonight.