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8/10
Lighthearted Romp is a Change of Pace
Aldanoli28 February 2010
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"Hawaii Five-O" was often a violent and gritty -- and sometimes even grim -- television show, dealing with international spies, murder, prostitution, and even nuclear blackmail, so its rare forays into something approaching comedy were a rewarding change of pace. There were the two shows featuring Hume Cronyn as the clever thief Lewis Avery Filer, the one with David Wayne as hotel burglar (and disguise expert) 'Monsieur Bordeaux' and the fifth season's "I'm a Family Crook -- Don't Shoot!" with Andy Griffith as the head of a family of grifters.

And then there was this episode, which featured two relatively well-known guest stars (Cameron Mitchell and Frank Gorshin) as another pair of con men. Mitchell and Gorshin's characters bring the swindle uncomfortably close to home for Five-O, by breaking into its headquarters in the dead of night and taking enough pictures of the environs to duplicate it in an abandoned building. In many ways, the con that this pair are pulling is more out of "Mission:Impossible," as they not only perfectly recreate Five-O headquarters, but also manage to find four look-a-likes for Chin, Danny, Ben, and the big guy himself, McGarrett.

Although the episode has its share of (faux) violence, most of the emphasis is on the con game, and is definitely played with a lighter touch, as the crooks try to shake down a variety of recently-arrived businessmen who might not be as familiar with where Five-O headquarters is located as the longer-term residents of Oahu. The story by Jerome Coopersmith is played just straight enough throughout most of the episode to make it seem like it could be a real con, although things become looser and sillier as the episode progresses, leading at one point to what looks like might be the two sets of Five-O detectives -- the real ones and the ersatz -- getting together.

James MacArthur has an interesting double role, playing both himself and his doppelganger (the latter dubbed with a different-sounding voice) for most of the episode, although his mannerisms are pure Danny Williams throughout. There's also regular guest actor John Stalker (who played, for example, attorney Harvey Drew, the chief witness against McGarrett during one segment of the 'Vashon' trilogy during Season 5), complete with a hearing aid, as the first victim of the con who instead goes to District Attorney John Manicote with a wild story about being shaken down for money by Five-O. That could have been an interesting variant on the story, if the con had been intended from the beginning just to discredit McGarrett et al. -- but that's only a sidelight here.

A more jarring note is another frequent guest actor, Doug Mossman, as another victim of the con game, this time with the unusual last name of "Shatner." Unfortunately, Mossman had played one of his more regular stints -- as sometimes-member of Five-O Frank Kemana -- in both of the episodes broadcast just before this one ("How to Steal a Masterpiece" and "A Gun for McGarrett"), so accepting him as a potential crime victim is something of a stretch. (He's also described at one point as a "Caucasian," something that no one on the islands would really have ascribed to Mossman, who looked like he had considerable Polynesian ancestry.) The one regrettable shortcoming of the episode is that the normally over-the-top Frank Gorshin is given nothing out of the ordinary to do, including no mimicry (something that the fake Five-O members have to do in abundance). Gorshin could chew the scenery with the best of them, so it's a little disappointing that here, during his prime, he's given only a conventional role that could have gone to a dozen other actors -- there are only a couple of scenes when he's allowed to show any flash at all (as when he's called upon at one point to switch two briefcases).

Still, despite being in its seventh season, "Hawaii Five-O" continued to show a remarkable capability to mix things up and keep the viewer guessing. It's no doubt one reason -- among several, including the intensity of the acting in most episodes (this one excluded) and the lovely scenery -- that it managed to make it through a dozen seasons, still showing no signs of strain at this point.
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8/10
The fake five 0 team.
stevesfan10 June 2014
I really enjoyed this episode for its amusement value. But I have to say the simplest thing they could have done was to take Walker the the real Five O headquarters . Although they duplicated the offices , they could not duplicate the palace.and those wonderful stairs. But then that would have been too easy. Also if Walker did a lie detector test, why did they not do one the the five 0 team.

I really laughed at the pretend McGarrett's face when he was collecting the payoff. He looked as if he had ate something bad. What a grimace. Nice looking guy, tho not as handsome as our Steve. Shame they used a Voice-over. I would have liked to hear his German accent.
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7/10
Very entertaining but completely ridiculous!
planktonrules12 September 2011
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I strongly recommend you watch "Welcome to Our Branch Office", as it's a highly entertaining and original episode of "Hawaii Five-O". Now I am NOT saying it's especially well written or even plausible on this planet!! But, it IS memorable and will keep your interest--even if it makes zero sense--zero!

The show begins with two crooks (Cameron Mitchell and Frank Gorshin) breaking into the Five-O offices at night to take pictures...yes pictures! They photograph every last inch of the place. When they are discovered by a night watchman, they trick the guy and lock him in a closet. The next day, the watchman is discovered, unharmed, and Five-O has no idea why someone broke it. Perhaps they stole a paper listing places where the police were planning raids--but when the raids come off without a hitch, they are stumped.

Next you see Gorshin and Mitchell interviewing actors and supervising the recreation of Five-O's headquarters--down the the last detail--all thanks to the photos. Then, the have actors who look a lot like the originals go out and shake down businessmen new to the islands. One of them goes to the DA and INSISTS that Five-O stole $100,000 from him and he wants McGarrett and his men to go to jail. The victim is able to pass a lie detector and can identify McGarrett and Danny. What gives?!

After stealing $250,000 (a paltry sum, actually considering all the effort and expense), the operation is closed and the actors are paid off and sent to the airport with plane tickets to the mainland. However, extreme greed on one of the criminal's part results in the entire plan unraveling--leading to a fun (but even more ridiculous) ending.

Here are just a few of the problems with this episode:

1. One of the victims is played by Douglas Mossman--who also played a semi-regular Five-O detective, Frank. Now I know that some folks played criminals and LATER came back to play detectives (such as Ben and Truck--who were bad guys earlier in the series). However, Mossman had played Frank in the previous episode! This was confusing...and dumb.

2. Every detail was perfect. Considering this is practically impossible, it's even harder to imagine the folks making any money from the scam in light of this. And, it was NOT done simply to destroy Five-O (which MIGHT explain all this).

3. Why did Mitchell have to screw EVERYONE at the end of the episode and make them want to kill him?! And, why send the actors to the airport and THEN show up at the airport just a bit later to make your getaway--when the actors are more than ready to kill you?!?!

4. Why lock Gorshin in a phone booth? Yes, you are screwing him out of the money--so you lock him in and give him ample chance to call the cops?!

5. Why have actors play ALL the Five-O guys EXCEPT for James MacArthur? Oddly, he played a crook playing Danny in this one--with a different voice but it's clearly MacArthur playing the faux Danny!

6. While the ending was cool, how did they do this?! You see the REAL Five-O guys in shadows talking to Mitchell. Okay. And they are talking with the voices of the actors--not their real voices. Okay. But the actors have been arrested and are in the other room! How did the actors' voices come out of the real folks?! And, how did the real folks know EXACTLY what the actors would say so they could perfectly synchronize their lips?!

Overall, this is actually a very dumb episode. But, it's funny and fun, so I'll cut it some slack. Imagine...a non-Wo Fat episode that is even more ridiculous than all the Wo Fat episodes!
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10/10
A fun episode and one of my favorites
addnos21 March 2018
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I love watching this episode. It's ridiculous but terrifically entertaining. The craziest thing is how they use the mark to trace back to the office building...with his eyes closed.
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8/10
Interesting despite a few plot holes
VetteRanger5 April 2023
Some viewers found this episode amusing, but I really didn't. At first it was a bit confusing, wondering just how a group of grifters hoped to profit over duplicating Five-0's offices and with loose doubles for McGarrett and his team of detectives.

However, things get serious when one of the victims reports to Paul Manacote, the DA, that Hawaii's elite crime unit extorted $100,000 from him, and he's able to identify Danny as one of the men he met!

That, at least, is credible since James MacArthur played a dual role in the episode.

A second potential victim is kidnapped when he pulls out a gun instead of a payoff, and things start to go seriously wrong as the leaders of the gang try to rip each other off.
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6/10
Amusing, But Not Top Notch
ramsfan22 March 2018
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Eschewing the traditional murder plots we often see in Hawaii Five-O, Welcome to Our Branch Office presents more lightweight fare, and one must suspend a bit of disbelief to enjoy the episode. It focuses on two con men (amusingly played by Cameron Mitchell and Frank Gorshin) who convince businessmen new to the islands that they're being followed and extorted. Setting up a fake Five-O office and hiring crooks with similar appearances to the real squad's primary characters (Steve, Dan, Chin, Ben), they lure their marks to "headquarters" and steal their money. Victims are left thinking they've been shaken down by Hawaii's elite crime fighting unit.

Although an entertaining plot, the episode is marred by several glaring weaknesses. It strains credibility to think that these con artists could reproduce an exact duplicate of the Five-O headquarters down to the last detail; from the nameplate of Steve McGarrett's secretary to the alarm clock on his desk. Certainly, there's an easier and less time-consuming way to scam people! Secondly, the voices of the duplicate Five-O squad sound nothing like their counterparts- a detail victims throughout the episode should have certainly recognized. This also mars the ending, as Cameron Mitchell is duped into thinking he's being interrogated by the cronies he's double crossed. Why does the real Five-O sound like their dupes? Even under the shadow of darkness, It just doesn't fly.

Unbelievably, Frank Gorshin, perhaps the best mimic and impressionist of the 60s and 70s, isn't utilized for these skills in an episode that is tailor made for his talents. That's simply an inexcusable waste of casting. An OK show, but not up to the high standards we expect from the series.
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10/10
Hilarious Episode
Ljk9258020 June 2023
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This episode was great. It was a nice comedic change of pace for the series. Every single time the fake Five-0 team was on screen I had to laugh. From the ridiculous voice over for fake Danny, the massive forehead for fake Steve and the horrible resemblance that fake Chin and Ben have to the real ones was all fantastic.

The way the first victim was completely clueless that the car he was in was not torn apart by bullets had me rolling. Then when fake Danny just casually tossing the "bomb" out of the second victim's window reminded me of something you'd see on Police Squad. Still, nothing compares to fake Steve's forehead. It is one for the ages.

Don't take this episode seriously as it's not supposed to be taken that way. Just sit back and enjoy some 1970s goofiness and smile.
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7/10
Strictly for Laughs
rod_burley20419 May 2023
You have to look at this episode as a humourous satire, which works quite well in that context.

Yes, the plot is completely absurd, but quite hilarious at the same time.

James MacArthur in the dual role, is particularly entertaining and the voice dub overs for him and the faux 5-O team is done with the extreme focus on satire.

The episode was essentially an escape from the routine which may work for the hard core fans of the series.

The 7th season, did have a few weeks episodes, the series still had some ammo to keep the fans entertained for the next 3 seasons.

Musical score is quite excellent and works well with the tone of this episode.
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A Great Diversion
dahlswede24 November 2022
Anyone seeking entertainment will likely enjoy this far-fetched yet supremely well crafted episode. It begins with an exciting scene, and continues to maintain viewer interest throughout the drama. While the premise of the plot may seem a bit far-fetched, this well-written episode offers believable acting and storylines. I thoroughly enjoyed this entertaining episode! The writer crafted an ingenious plot. The drama includes an array of clearly drawn characters, all of whom respond to changing events in accordance with their personalities. Additionally, the episode itself offers food for thought. Many studies suggest eye-witness evidence sometimes proves erroneous. Psychologists and others interested in verifying eye-witness accounts might find this particular episode of Hawaii Five-O quite intriguing!
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5/10
Great Idea, but Ridiculous!
RedbirdCraig3 September 2022
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Look, I remember watching this as a kid and thought this was such a cool episode. Watching it now, though, it's so riddled (Get it? Riddled? Sorry, bad Frank Gorshin joke there) with holes that it's a poor episode by the standards of the show.

First of all, Gorshin is such a lively, rubber-faced actor and he's reduced to a bit player in this episode. Secondly, the ROI can't have been all that high considering all the trouble and risk they had to take on in order to make it happen. You had to buy all that stuff, have it built, and hire all these impersonators while evading detection. Third, why would you screw a guy over by locking him in a phone booth where he can call the cops? It seems like a lot of risk and stupidity by people who are supposedly so clever.

It's really too bad because the idea is extremely clever. I feel like the writers pitched this great idea, got the green light, and then looked at each and said, "Oh crap, how do we fill the other 45 minutes of the show?"
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