Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

Double Time (2000)

Melissa Joan Hart: Sabrina Spellman

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• Sabrina Spellman : Look, I made us a... "first day of college, life doesn't get any better than this" breakfast.

  Roxie King : [woken up in the morning]  Look, Old MacDonald, I worked very hard to make sure my first class isn't until three. Good day and good night.

  Sabrina Spellman : That's funny, because I totally had you pegged for a morning person.

• Sabrina Spellman : [as Miles prepares cereal]  Miles, what are you doing? I made us waffles and bacon and eggs.

  Miles Goodman : Do you have any idea where bacon and eggs come from?

  Sabrina Spellman : Pigs and chicken butts?

  Miles Goodman : Government subsidized farms. They're fed chemicals and hormones. It's not natural. I'm sorry, Sabrina, but my body is my temple.

  Sabrina Spellman : So you're filling it with sacred Sugar Bombs?

  Miles Goodman : They turn the milk purple.

• Sabrina Spellman : [lugging text books]  Gotta get one of those book bags with wheels. Or maybe a pack mule.

  Roxie King : What's wrong, Perky? First day of Sabrina's Wonderful Life hitting a brick wall?

  Sabrina Spellman : No, not at all. It's very wonderful. I've only been at college for three hours and already I get to read four chapters of Plato, write a ten-page essay and catch a small arthropod to dissect. Maybe I ought to rethink my definition of the word wonderful.

• Sabrina Spellman : They have parties on Monday night?

  Josh : This is college. They have parties every night.

  [hands Roxie an invite as well] 

  Josh : You could leave your names at the door.

  Roxie King : Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! A college party? I'm so excited! Whatever will I wear?

  [shrieks, runs off out the door] 

  Sabrina Spellman : I think she was being sarcastic.

  Josh : Yeah, I got that.

• Sabrina Spellman : [Sabrina has returned home to find a morbidly obese Salem lying on her bed]  Salem, what happened to you?

  Salem Saberhagen : [about Hilda's pampering and overindulging him]  The good life. La dolche vita, baby!

  Sabrina Spellman : I'm surprised that the good life doesn't come in the low fat version.

  Salem Saberhagen : I think *I* carry it well.

  Sabrina Spellman : [about Salem's weight gain]  I don't think you can carry it out of this room.