That '70s Show (TV Series)

You're My Best Friend (2005)

Yvette Nicole Brown: Sgt. Davis

Quotes 

• Fez : You know, I'm starting this might not be part of the bachelor party plan. For instance, where are the strippers?

  [Eying policewoman] 

  Fez : Fez: Unless SHE's a stripper...

  Randy Pearson : You know, she just might be! Why don't you tell her to shake it?

  Fez : [Approaching jail cell bars, addressing guard]  Hey, mama, why don't you rip off that phony uniform and shake your moneymaker?

  Sgt. Davis : Are you talking to me?

  [Approaching cell bars and grabbing Fez by the ear] 

  Sgt. Davis : Because, first of all, I'm not your "mama", and if you EVER talk to me like that again, I will pull you out through these bars and find 50 new ways to use my nightstick!

  Fez : [to Randy, in an undertone]  She may not be a stripper, but she sure knows how to turn a boy on!