The Vicar of Dibley (TV Series)

Songs of Praise (1994)

Emma Chambers: Alice Tinker

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• [post credits] 

  Geraldine Granger : So, two nuns driving down the road in Transylvania.

  Alice Tinker : Oooh.

  Geraldine Granger : Yeah, and all of a sudden a great big scary vampire jumps out right in front of the car.

  Alice Tinker : Oh no.

  Geraldine Granger : Yeah. So one nun says to the other, "Show him your cross." So she winds down her window and leans out and says, "Get out of the way you toothy git!"

  [starts to laugh] 

  Alice Tinker : Oh, I misunderstood that because I thought she meant show him your crucifix; whereas, in fact she meant show him you're really, really angry.

  Geraldine Granger : Yeah, it is quite a confusing story, yeah.

  Alice Tinker : I'm stupid.

  Geraldine Granger : No, you're not stupid at all.

  Alice Tinker : Oh, it's funny, eh.

  [starts giggling] 

• [last lines] 

  Alice Tinker : [on TV show]  The lesson is taken from the sixth chapter of the Song of Solomon, beginning at the second verse.

  Alice Tinker : [reading from the newly presented Bible]  Ye are the fault of the earth and fainted... sainted. God shall feel... seal your endeavours until ye fit on his right hand. Therefore fight the good fight, for his... fake, and he shall be thy fu...

  Geraldine Granger : *Succour!* He shall be thy succour.

  Alice Tinker : ...thy succour.

  Geraldine Granger : [watching the show]  You see, nobody would have noticed. Would they, David?

  David Horton : No! No, of course not, not if they were watching the other side.

• Geraldine Granger : Tristan! Hi, it's Geraldine. Oh, you remember. Yeah, well what say you we meet up after Evensong, Mr. Producer, and reminisce?

  Alice Tinker : Oh, you've forgotten to pick up the phone.

  Geraldine Granger : I know! I know! I know!