Wonder Woman (TV Series)

The Man Who Wouldn't Tell (1978)

Gary Burghoff: Alan

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Quotes 

• Meg : You burned down a building?

  Alan : Yeah, it was an accident.

  Meg : Well then turn yourself in.

  Alan : Are you kidding? That building cost ten million bucks!

• Furst : Now all you need do is go in and show us precisely what you did to cause the fire.

  Alan : Oh, sure. And then what happens after I tell ya, huh? What happens then, huh?

  Furst : Then you'll be released.

  Alan : Right, off - Right off of Catalina with a custom made cement-lined suit, no thank you.

• Wonder Woman : [having tied her golden lasso around Alan]  I can make you forget everything that happened at the Whitaker building last Wednesday night.

  Alan : Fantastic!

  [Wonder Woman smiles at this] 

  Alan : Hey listen, this is the greatest thing that ever happened to me.

  [glances at Meg] 

  Alan : Well, I mean almost the greatest.

  Wonder Woman : He's telling the truth, you know.

• Alan : [escaping through window of his own trailer]  I wonder if there's a law against breaking and exiting!

• Wonder Woman : [lands in front of frightened Alan]  There's no reason to be afraid.

  Alan : Nobody's ever landed before.

• Alan : [phoning from airport]  Meggie, hi, it's Alan.

  Meg : Alan, why are you calling me?

  Alan : Well, I wanted to know if you put the stuff where I told you to put it.

  Meg : It's in a trashcan, in a paper bag, underneath the mailbox in front of the visitor airlines counter.

  Alan : [has clear view of this, but too timid to go fetch]  Right. Now, Megs, are you sure nobody saw you put it there?

  Meg : [fed up with him]  Oh, I'm sure. My Kojak disguise worked like a charm.