The Office (TV Series)
The Convict (2006)
John Krasinski: Jim Halpert
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Quotes
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Jim Halpert : What did you do, Prison Mike?
Michael Scott : [pretending he went to prison] I stole and I robbed and I kidnapped the President's son and held him for ransom.
Jim Halpert : That is quite the rap sheet, Prison Mike.
Michael Scott : And I never got caught, neither.
Jim Halpert : Well, you were in prison, but... Mm-hmm.
Pam Beesley : Prison Mike, what was the food like in prison?
Michael Scott : Gruel sandwiches. Gruel omelettes. Nothing but gruel. Plus, you can eat your own hair.
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Andy Bernard : I am so horny.
Jim Halpert : [pause] Okay, I can't help you with that.
Andy Bernard : Oh, I think you can, Big Tuna. Tell me about that Indian chick, Kelly. She seems pretty slutty, good for a romp in the sack.
Jim Halpert : She is dating Ryan, I think.
Andy Bernard : Oh, and I care why?
Jim Halpert : She's high-maintenance.
Andy Bernard : Next. How about... Angela? Blondes have more fun. Come on, trust me on that.
Jim Halpert : Yeah, trust *me*. That would be fun for no one.
Andy Bernard : Okay, fine.
Jim Halpert : Okay.
Andy Bernard : Pam, the receptionist. Pam... should I go for it?
Jim Halpert : [pause, looks back at Pam, then back to his own desk] Absolutely, you should.
Andy Bernard : Jackpot.