Clown Nightmare (2019) User Reviews

UNDER the barrell.

[veritybingo · 1/10 · 13 June 2023]

This unbelievable life-wasting exercise seems to have been concocted by individuals who should not be allowed a pair of scissors.

I understand the appeal to some of the "so bad it's good" experience... For me that's Troma (even if it is mostly on purpose).

This one barely measures on any kind of meter whatsoever. Every 'actor' seems freshly revived from a deep comatose state. I can't really be bothered to delve into any other aspect of this apparent prank, other than to say, if you're looking for a wacky intergalactic clown movie, look no further than "Killer Klowns From Outer Space". It's goofy as hell... and scary!

Ed Wood's Untalented Relative

[arfdawg-1 · 1/10 · 14 November 2019]

Wow this is a really bad direct to digital by any measurements.

The acting sucks.

The script appears to be ad-libbed -- or is that just the really bad acting?

Whoever directed this should have his camera(s) taken away and buried in a land fill. He must never work again.

The soundtrack is overly loud and inappropriately dramatic.

It's really one of the worst movies ever made. Ed Wood's films are Orson Welles material compare to this garbage.

The worst improv internet sketch.

[KingOfHungary · 1/10 · 8 May 2020]

This is not an actual movie, it's some odd spontaneously shot and improvised "acting", where there seems to be a significant amount of random B roll footage put in there, where the actors are standing around waiting for their cues. These are not actual actors, and they have zero acting ability. It's just deadpanning scenes where they improv lines, or just stand in place silently. The camera placement is completely random. There is some atrocious attempt at CGI which is more like filters on a phone app. The scenes roughly and constantly cut between takes and the people onscreen have different and unrelated facial expressions. Half the time the people onscreen forgot what they're supposed to be doing in the scenes, they're confused, nearly laughing, looking at the camera expectantly, ad-libbing most lines. The story doesn't even make any sense, it's just scenes spliced together with no regard for continuity. This is a joke and anyone who sees is the butt of it.

Outrageously good - underrated indie gemma

[spaccalberi · 9/10 · 27 April 2020]

✅ English full audio

❌ Italian full audio

had to mettere a 9/10 for thisto

An elevated movie, I'd like to grab it

[giacomobru · 9/10 · 28 April 2020]

Precious movie, so underrated. Italian full audio missing 9/10

Underrated

[andreastara · 10/10 · 27 April 2020]

Really good movie and truly underrated. This movie could have the same success that "The Wolf Of World Street" had with some advertisments.

Actually not that bad

[ludosword · 10/10 · 28 April 2020]

Great indipendent movie. Now Mark Holmberg is famous in Italy, it would be cool to have a commentary of his passion in a live maybe hosted by Yotoby.

Is a super low budget movie but I watched it with a huge smile on my face, I hope mark will not give up.

underrated

[solosolospam · 10/10 · 28 April 2020]

I loved it! thanks Mark for this masterpiece!

We need Italian full audio though

Masterpiece

[diegominichino · 10/10 · 28 April 2020]

Love it. I would probably watch this film three times a day without getting bored. Hope you'll never give up Mark.

masterpiece

[emytv · 10/10 · 28 April 2020]

Thank you mark. thank you yotobi. mark searches on youtube for "yotobi" and watches his latest video

Mark, Italy support you

[ilcamionista · 10/10 · 28 April 2020]

Mark, Italy support you

English full audio

P.s food game

Unforgettable journey

[giuliodit · 10/10 · 13 May 2020]

Maybe the real "Clown Nightmare was the friends we made along the way

Underrated

[palemacla · 9/10 · 28 April 2020]

This movie is just perfect. Italian full audio missing 9/10

✅"English full audio"

[kleonura · 10/10 · 13 March 2021]

A masterpiece with English full audio. The director is a genius

I support you

[gctw · 10/10 · 14 October 2020]

I really do support you thank you Mark I hope you'll gain audience soon

underrated :(

[aliceferrariii · 10/10 · 17 November 2020]

You are famous in Italy thanks to yotobi. do not give up!

this is a masterpiece

[lostpalmer · 10/10 · 1 May 2020]

Great movie great story. underrated. italian full audio

underrated gem

[santedandrea · 10/10 · 12 November 2021]

Talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, sh#t on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it.