Liam is on a date for the first time since his breakup. When his date asks Liam about the last time he felt completely happy, he is thrust back into memories of his adolescence.
Liam decides to recount the story of the scariest experience of his life, when he and his mates spent the night drinking in a local wood, believe to be haunted by the ghost of a long dead witch.
Pressured to provide a congratulatory wedding video, Liam recalls a time in sixth form when, asked to come up with a basic film for media studies, tried instead to create the last great Northern "kitchen sink" drama.