Dragon Ball Z (TV Series)

Goku's Ordeal (2000)

Scott McNeil: Piccolo, Dr. Briefs

Quotes 

• Chi-Chi : I want both of you to put your training on hold for now and go to the driving school tomorrow! I think it's about time the two of you learned something USEFUL for a change!

  Piccolo : Say WHAT?

  Chi-Chi : Awww, Chi-Chi, do we have to?

  Chi-Chi : Listen, all I'm asking you two to do is get a driver's license. It's not like I'm asking you to save the world.

  Goku , Piccolo : Uhhh...

  Chi-Chi : And if you don't, you'll have to cook your own meals from now on! Understand?

• Chi-Chi : Hold it right there! Now, let me get this straight! You expect me to get dinner ready and wash your clothes while you and Gohan relax in a nice hot bath? Well, that's not gonna happen, mister! Do you even care what kind of day I've had? I dunno what I liked better, being chased halfway home by a wild boar, or walking the rest of the way on my tired aching feet! And it's all because we don't have a car!

  Goku : Uh, Chi-Chi, I'd drive you if I could, but you know I don't have a driver's license yet...

  Chi-Chi : Well, it's time you got one! I don't know why you have to be the only man this town who doesn't have a driver's license or a car!

  Goku : [to Piccolo]  You can't drive, can you?

  Piccolo : LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS!

• Goku : Oh, man, Piccolo! Where did you get those clothes?

  Piccolo : [in jeans and a shirt]  Your wife gave them to me out of YOUR closet!

  Goku : Oh, uh... sorry about that, Chi-Chi means well... listen, since we're here, let's get this over with.

  Piccolo : Sounds good to me. Of course, I'm still not sure how I got suckered into this in the first place. She's not even my wife!

• Goku : [driving]  Eat my dust, Piccolo!

  Piccolo : Was that a challenge? Well if it's a race you want, it's a race you'll get!