American Virgin (2009) User Reviews

Barely watchable

[fil-melich · 4/10 · 11 September 2016]

I like silly comedies. I like Rob Schneider and I like Jenna Dewan- Tatum. Despite that, this movie isn't one of those you give low rating but secretly enjoy. There are few good jokes but that's about it. The rest of it is simply underwhelming.

I can't shake of a feeling that someone just wanted to make a movie with a lot of half naked girls but wasn't brave enough to go straight for porn. Not that I complain though... but the story could have been better developed, in this form seems like secondary focus for the makers.

This movie is one of those you watch once in your life don't feel a need to watch it ever again. You might even not remember what it was about the next day after seeing it. Except that it contained quite a good number of topless girls :)

It was OK, not terrible.

[Donalex · 4/10 · 9 January 2010]

OK, so i borrowed this movie from a buddy, and watched it by myself. I wasn't expecting much when i started it.. And i didn't get much. Just lots of boobies. But that has to be the only good thing about this movie. There is hardly any plot for it. And what little there is just dissolves towards the end of the movie.

As for the acting.. It's not great.. but watchable. It's a real shame that Rob Schneider is doing movies like this now.

But anyway, if you just want a movie with a large amount of nudity in it, then just watch this.

I Give it a 2* out of 5*

Enjoy.

Alex

Limbo

[CaptainSick · 3/10 · 31 December 2019]

Oh! The numbing limbo of a film thats not bad enough to be good. Some of the jokes weren't even all that terrible, they simply weren't delivered; each one fell from my tv speakers with a dull thud, laying on the ground motionless and stillborn, not an ounce of life ever in them.

what a waste of time

[zoroastre · 2/10 · 13 October 2009]

I give a 2: the image is focus, sounds match lips and lighting OK.

Other than that it's a TOTAL WASTE OF TIME, one of the worst movie I ever saw!! (and I don't use that often), even if you can see it for free (wich was my case, I won't get in the details) the investment is too high!

• It's suppose to be a comedy: didn't laugh once; - the scenario is... plain stupid and sooo predictable; - the characters are... walking stereotypes; - the "message" is... ridiculously presented;

what else? boobs, basically this looks to me like an exploitation film.

Hollywood as lost all creativity when exec approve such projects.

another garbage sex comedy movie ,total waste of a script

[Zaphod2000 · 2/10 · 31 August 2012]

Well...American Virgin is another comedy movie that has lots of sex and nudity scenes along with vulgar humor and a story that missed the whole point of it (showing Priscillia's hard life after she's being a well known porn star and her denial to it maybe...).

The whole movie is simply not funny and most of the developments aren't good nor interesting not mentioning how boring it is -pretty dry and dreadful for me...the cast and the script weren't good and most of the characters didn't really have any impact on the story. And besides -the whole end *(big spoiler here)* was really cheesy and unrealistic not mentioning how stupid it was when Priscillia found out she wasn't the naked girl in the tape....lame.

In conclusion: waste of time -not a good movie at all.

What were you expecting?

[thepeculiarpalette · 5/10 · 8 January 2022]

You can probably tell by the name of the movie what you are in for if you choose to watch it. As far as teenage sex movies go, it's not the worst I've ever seen. But if you don't like stupid humor, boobs, or sex scenes, then you'll probably want to skip it. It kind of makes me want to take a hallucinogenic drug while talking to Rob Schneider though because it looks like it would be really funny.

Pretty funny movie/ love story.

[dgormally-595-90445 · 29 January 2013]

I enjoyed the movie. Rob Schneider was funny and the supporting cast was strong. It was filmed in Detroit MI originally slated to be filmed in Louisiana. It's nice to see how far the supporting cast has come since filming. It has some adult situations, but the main theme is a love story. In the movie 'Naz' the antagonist female character drives a Red 1964 Cutlass f-85 convertible. After the movie wrapped I bought the car and am in the process of restoring it. It's a beautiful car and it drives wonderfully. I watch the movie a few times a year. There is a love song duet sung in my car half way through the movie, very nice song I have been trying to find out the name of the song since I hear it in 2010. Denny G MPLS MN

Not that bad

[Floated2 · 5/10 · 11 March 2022]

Having relatively low expectations and not exactly knowing what to expect. This film is watchable with the type of silly, juvenile and raunchy type of comedy one would expect in these type of films. Except this film, the lead protagonist is a female (as opposed to the typical teen sex comedies starring males). Jenna Dewan is a a very solid lead and plays her character good, as we wonder why she hadn't been offered more leading roles. She has the look, she is natuarlly likeable and she's a solid actress.

Rob Schneider in this film is some of the highlights as he is actually one of the main characters, and his inclusion of his name and photo on the posters are legit and not simply for "attraction". The film wasn't made for awards but simply to pass time and get a few laughs. It isn't the best but somewhat better than expected.

Play on words

[ballouvince · 1/10 · 24 January 2023]

Just so you know you've been warned of something you already know. Remember when Brooke Shields starred in a show where they name her character after a play on her own name. The character was named River Fields. Okay now you're getting me. Hollywood for years has had a cottage industry in teen sex comedies. What play on words do you think that is? That's right. Teen means child. Do I have to tell you what sex means?? Hollywood is supported by the government to be a god, and anyone who had participates in the media is essentially part of that godhead and it does sound evil because it is. You can't get away with any of the things Hollywood gets away with if you don't work in Hollywood. You'd be arrested and that's the kindest thing that would happen to you. That's right, the play on words for sex is p o r n. Hollywood is allowed themselves to legitimately so-called legitimately, do child p o r n. For years. And it continues. And do not think there aren't any teenage actors involved. Under the age of 18. You want to delete this? You want to hide it?

Another teen sex Comedy

[stephengraley · 6/10 · 14 October 2009]

Yeah okay there are too many teen sex comedy's out there started with American Pie but this is likable. Its not as bad as many of the reviews in IMDb so far. The story is around a girl who gets a college scholarship based on her beliefs to abstain from sex until married. The organisation pays for her scholarship and sends her to college where she gets the room mate from Hell and then everything goes wrong for her then on.

It is basic stuff with no real twists and turns but you do laugh and thats what a comedy is supposed to do. The characters are all likable and believe it or not some of the scenes are like real life. The possessive Girlfriend who rings every 5 minutes when you are away is my favourite.

I would comment that the film was probably aimed at a younger audience as it had the feel of a family film but there was a lot of nudity so i am not really sure what age group this was aimed at. The main point though is it made me laugh so i enjoyed it.

I laughed :D

[creacionismo · 7/10 · 15 June 2014]

I had low expectations to be honest how many stupid college obscene comedies are out there?

Well this one it is obscene but not in a stupid unreal pretentious way,but in a funny,fresh,comic way ...in fact,even the drug use is showed with discretion. I get what I was expecting and more every characters were very likable even when the plot and theme are stupid(they warn you with the tittle,blame your choice of films if you don't like it) but still the acting and situations had a good natural vibe.

There will be nudity and there will be sex but it's OK,these are the actual real times,the actual real situations and it was for the theme sake.

Other thing,the reviewers who hated this one,I'm pretty sure they are a bunch of ''fat insecure 20 something feminazi girls (and maybe boys?)'' so don't take the bad reviews displayed on here so serious and give it a chance!

7 stars,I loved how a film can be hilarious and dynamic,without trying to look bad ass and over the top.

American Unperversion

[raulfaust · 7/10 · 5 November 2011]

I can't believe I haven't seen this film earlier. The mood of this is very similar to "American Pie" and "Road Trip", but in this case, a girl is the protagonist. Priscilla is a virgin girl who believes in sex only after marriage; she doesn't drink, party or have sex. She has a boyfriend that pretends to be as pure as she, but in fact he has sex with another girl. So, Priscilla accidentally drinks alcohol and a producer of porn movies films her dancing top-lessly-- but in the end, she founds out that it wasn't her in the video. Throughout the story Priscilla mentions a girl who is the writer of a book called "Don't rush on love" and states to be virgin, but also, near the end, Priscilla finds out that this writer called Mary Margaret is actually having sex Priscilla's boyfriend. The whole film is pretty funny, even thought appealing for easy jokes at times. Better than that, it has a plainly message in the end-- human-being is an hypocrite race.