My uncle worked on this movie. This movie is a masterpiece and here is why: It has a great spirit and every time I see it I notice something new. Now I know all the words on the radio in the background in all the scenes by heart. Spoiler after spoiler so be warned. I'll try to go in order.
1. When Andrew gets kicked out of the house and moves in with Dave, there is a radio show always playing in Dave's house, which is funny because Dave is that kind of character. It's the "Todd Rankis show", making fun of the real life "Tom Leykus show" that teaches young guys how to win the war against women, stuff like get the most putang on a date for the least amount of money, etc. I never heard the real life show but here are the words in the background on the radio:
Host: You're listening to the Todd Rankis Show. Here's the Master himself, Todd Rankis! Caller: She had me thrown in jail for battery because I beat her. DJ Todd: Don't fall for THAT one.
(LATER IN THE SCENE) New Caller: Child Support... DJ Todd: Don't fall for THAT one. Caller: Alimony... DJ Todd: Don't fall for THAT one.
(LATER) New Caller: And then the bitch throws me in jail! Host: TODD...RANKIS! New Caller: Yeah Todd,I was just wondering if you could like tell me how to get girls to put out more.
(NEXT SCENE) Host: TODD...RANKIS! DJ TODD: Never spend more than $5 before the girl puts out. She needs to put out before the first date.
(NEXT MORNING) New Caller: I spent $23 on the date Todd. DJ Todd: Shame on you son. She's trying to trap you Brad. Caller: You the master T. DJ Todd: You're welcome apprentice.
(LATER) Host: RANKIS! The TODD RANKIS SHOW! New Caller: And I looked and uh she had uh I looked right down at it and she poked some holes in the condom. DJ Todd: Don't fall for THAT one.
(KITCHEN SCENE) Host: You're listening to 24 hours a day TODD RANKIS 365 a year SATELLITE RADIO! DJ Todd: Listen, no matter how bad she tries to get you to hit her, it's just another ploy. New Caller: I spent $23 on the date Todd. DJ Todd: Don't fall for THAT one.
2.When the taxi driver (who is the same guy who robbed Andrew at the ATM and took me forever to get that) is giving Andrew a ride to Leo's, this is what is playing on the radio:
BOOK ON TAPE FAIRY TALES Narrator: "You're not grand mama" she exclaimed...and she walked through the forest...And she felt her knees quake...her knees...buckled...And she walked up to the door...the door slowly creaked open. "YOU'RE not grand mama"...the porridge was cold. LOL
3. The first scene in the PinPin family shop, this is the rap song that is playing in the background radio while Andrew is ruining everything:
You ain't nut-tin' but a noddy ho Gonna put ya doggy on the Flo Spank yo ass and make ya beg fo mo Tie ya up and roll ya in my dough Fo Sho....Put yer booty in it...put yer booty in it
Put yer spread on my toast you can be my rump roast I'm the wolf to your lamb you the jelly I'm the jam
I'm the nutta to ya butta the yeast to your cream the stank to your stink yer the sweat I'm the steam Oh look out! (Pop comes with stick) Here it comes yo (SMACK to his face) OH! Put yer booty in it...Put yer booty in it
(LATER SCENE IN SAME SHOP WHEN THEY TEACH ANDREW HOW TO ACT BLACK TO GET WOMEN)
Put yer booty in it...Put yer booty in it.. (after he tells Andrew how to get a girl) Oh your ass knocks me out girl Oh your ass knocks me out girl! (This cracks me up the most because this is while the guy tells Andrew to pull his pants down around his ankles, put the scarfs in his pant pockets, bandanna on his head, and gyrate to attract the female.) (Next thing on radio comes right after he shows Andrew how to speak Jive and tells him to say "You can lick my b**ls and suck my d**k because you dating' a n**GA biotch!)On radio:No seriously girl...slap me in the face...with your ass cheeks...until I'm unconscious.
(LATER THAT NIGHT AT TABLE) Rap on radio, sounds a little like Snoop:
You don't think I'm gonna give in to the long tooth He be saying' I belong like a Baby Ruth In Minnesota there's a town that they call Deluth When I's a pup my daddy caught me playing' on the roof There ain't no way I'm gay you gangstas ain't got the proof This dog'll top you just to prove that he ain't no poof. (After dad comes out of bathroom the radio in the background comes back)
Host: Yo. This is Pete Tommy Dogg and yer listnin' to KRAP Radio. K-RAP 93.2 FM.
(If you listen closely, you can tell the same Todd Rankis stuff is also playing in the background)
Gonna have to finish on another post, too many words.
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