The Mentalist (TV Series)
Blood Money (2010)
Simon Baker: Patrick Jane
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Quotes
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Patrick Jane : You know, I could be my own lawyer.
Kimball Cho : You're going to represent yourself? You represent yourself, you're an idiot.
Patrick Jane : Uh, actually, it's "He who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client". It's much catchier. Could be fun, Cho.
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Teresa Lisbon : Call Cho, I'm not even armed.
Patrick Jane : More lies. You have at least 2 guns in that car... 3? Oh my. The poster girl for the NRA.
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Teresa Lisbon : Patrick, you were trying to help me. You were! You thought if I made a big bust, the POC would get off my back.
Patrick Jane : You know, I'm always going to save you Lisbon. Whether you like it or not.
Teresa Lisbon : I don't need to be saved. I know this would end in disaster the day I signed on with you. One day, I'm going to get fired because of you. That's just the way it is.
Patrick Jane : Well, some people might ask why you signed on with me in the first place.
Teresa Lisbon : Catch a lot of bad guys. Most days that's enough.
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Teresa Lisbon : Anybody see anything?
Wayne Rigsby : Well, we've got an SFPD cam, but so far nothing. Just an average night.
Patrick Jane : Average night, average neighborhood, average murder. Why are we here?
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Patrick Jane : [Referring to the defense attorney] Well, I'm - I'm sorry, your honor. But this woman is spouting nothing but ludicrous pettifoggery, and uh, I'm a little hungry.
Teresa Lisbon : Your honor, if you'll let me down, I can handle it.
Judge Hildred : Mr. Jane, that is your name correct?
Patrick Jane : That is correct. Patrick Jane.
Teresa Lisbon : This court hereby fines you $1000.
Patrick Jane : Make it $2000, and let me tell this class of woman to move it along.
Judge Hildred : $2000 then!
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ADA Marc Odenthal : You let a killer back on the streets.
Patrick Jane : Actually, I got the killer off the streets. Keeping him off the streets, *your* job.
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Patrick Jane : Oh, come on. Look at the bright side, you get 5 days off. 5 days off from me.
Teresa Lisbon : Cho, you're in charge. He's your problem now.
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Patrick Jane : [about to enter a warehouse] You wouldn't want me to get hurt, would you?
Teresa Lisbon : Don't bet on it.
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Patrick Jane : Well, we caught the bad guy.
Teresa Lisbon : Yes, we did.
Patrick Jane : Most days that's enough.
Teresa Lisbon : Yep.
Patrick Jane : You, uh, want to go to the range... shoot something?
Teresa Lisbon : I'll drive.
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Kimball Cho : Hypnosis? Great plan.
Patrick Jane : No, that would be silly. Hypnosis is illegal. That was a misdirect so that I could search his jacket pockets, and find this.
Kimball Cho : [Jane opens his hand] A button, fluff, and some sand?
Patrick Jane : Yeah. It's a little anticlimactic Um... do you have an evidence baggie?
Kimball Cho : [standing to leave] You're walking home.
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ADA Marc Odenthal : I'm not the one who got the murder weapon tossed.
Patrick Jane : Court is theater. Whatever side has the best liar wins. Usually, that's you, but today she was better.
ADA Marc Odenthal : You're an arrogant little bastard.
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Teresa Lisbon : Look, Marc, there is no double jeopardy here. We can still take this to trial. I will find new evidence, I promise.
ADA Marc Odenthal : [to Jane] You're a menace. When I'm DA, you'll never work with this office again.
Patrick Jane : So ambitious.
Teresa Lisbon : Not your call, Marc. Not then, not now.
ADA Marc Odenthal : You're defending him?
Patrick Jane : Thank you, Lisbon.
Teresa Lisbon : Shut up, Jane.
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Patrick Jane : It's not a deterrent really. It's - it's revenge really. I mean, that's not a criticism, cause I'm all about revenge. I mean revenge can be very productive.
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Patrick Jane : He'll kill again. You - you know what he is, Lisbon.
Teresa Lisbon : Knowing isn't proving. Rigsby, have Cho set up on Silvan's house, 24-hour surveillance. If he shows up, have Cho follow and maybe we'll get lucky.
Wayne Rigsby : Okay.
Patrick Jane : This - this is ridiculous. I...
Teresa Lisbon : I know.
Patrick Jane : I'm going to go with Cho.
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Patrick Jane : Catching killers, I enjoy. Being reminded we're just a cog in a petty fascist machine, that is a little depressing.
Teresa Lisbon : Crime fighting's hard. Suck it up. If you weren't on the witness list, I wouldn't even let you in the same time zone as Judge Dredd.
Patrick Jane : "Judge Dredd"? Can't possibly be as much fun as it sounds.
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Special Agent Madeleine Hightower : I thought you two trusted each other.
Teresa Lisbon : So did I.
Patrick Jane : We do. We have trust. I-I didnt' tell her because I didn't want her to be complicit and lie about it later.
Special Agent Madeleine Hightower : Some partnership you got going on here.
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Patrick Jane : Cale Sylvan is a dangerous psychopath, and he killed Kelly Flower.
Teresa Lisbon : Oh? How's that?
Patrick Jane : He had access. And he looked evil.
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ADA Marc Odenthal : I had a confession. I had video. I had an airtight case. And it's all out. How could you break into his place?
Patrick Jane : Easy. The lock on the back door is very flimsy.
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Teresa Lisbon : No food, no water. This is not good.
Patrick Jane : Well, I suppose we should draw straws to see who eats who first.