Pizzi learns how to read and is surprised to find out "new" information on Johnny Weir; Nikki Benz tells the crew the truth out Power Balance bracelets, and Michelle shows off her fly-dancing past.
Bernie predicts the Super Bowl winner with the help of new astrology signs; Nikki weirds out the group; and Pizzi tries to play "Duck, Duck, Goose" with Tony Siragusa.
Once in Dallas, Bernie and Michelle find out Pizzi's tickets are no good and try out their own ways of getting into the Super Bowl; Pizzi gets a tip from Jerry Jones, and our cleaning explains the shortage in Dallas.
Bernie and Pizzi try to get some extra help with their new "Madden 12: The Lockout" commercial, Jeffrey Tambor stops by "A Slice of Pizzi", and the office lobby turns into a piano bar.
Willis McGahee stops by to show Bernie some "Dream"-like dance moves, Pizzi trains Michelle for a hot dog eating contest, and Chris Jericho shows a real slice on "A Slice of Pizzi."
Snacks Lee comes back to give the group a sports report, Joseph Gordon-Levitt gives Pizzi a tattoo on "A Slice of Pizzi", and our Cleaning Lady, Nikki Benz, gets a surprise visit from the Green Men.
Pizzi and Bernie lap dance their way to an entertaining Thursday at the office, the group bonds over crying about ridiculous things, and Jesse "The Body" Ventura tells Pizzi about the CIA watch-list.