Resident Alien (TV Series)

141 Seconds (2024)

Elizabeth Bowen: Deputy Liv Baker

Quotes 

• D'Arcy Bloom : No, I've definitely never seen this guy before. Not ever, never. Did you know that "never" is short for "not ever"? I feel like I maybe made that up. Anyway, I haven't seen him.

  Deputy Liv Baker : What about the shirt? Is it familiar?

  D'Arcy Bloom : It's Colorado. The people here are practically made of plaid.

• Deputy Liv Baker : I only hit the curb once, and it was just because I was distracted by a pigeon with a limp. Poor thing. And then I almost hit the pigeon.

  Sheriff Mike Thompson : Don't worry about limping pigeons. Over time, they've developed the ability to fake ankle injuries to get more bread from people. It's sad. It used to be such a proud bird.

• Deputy Liv Baker : You called me a liar, Nana.

  Nana Baker : I did not. I called you a fantasist. I said you were always making stuff up and your relationship with reality was tenuous at best.

  Sheriff Mike Thompson : That seems worse.

• Deputy Liv Baker : And you're a master of control?

  Sheriff Mike Thompson : Well, I mean, more of a Jedi, but I'm working towards master.