Resident Alien (TV Series)
141 Seconds (2024)
Levi Fiehler: Mayor Ben Hawthorne
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Quotes
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Harry Vanderspeigle : The cold air on my underparts keeps my scrotum taut.
Mayor Ben Hawthorne : Okay, well, I don't really want to know what's going on with your scrotum. Would you mind closing your robe, please?
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Mayor Ben Hawthorne : Winter is the best time to go anywhere. Seasonal depression increases suicide rates, so fewer people are traveling. We are going to have the whole park to ourselves. It's going to be great!
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Mayor Ben Hawthorne : Without gravel, we couldn't live.
Harry Vanderspeigle : I prefer not living to this conversation.
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Kate Hawthorne : You microwaved a turtle?
Mayor Ben Hawthorne : No. I microwaved a rock that looks a lot like a turtle.
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Mayor Ben Hawthorne : Gravel is one of the most important building materials in the whole world.
Harry Vanderspeigle : Gravel is big dirt.
Mayor Ben Hawthorne : Much more complex than that. Without gravel, we couldn't live.
Harry Vanderspeigle : I prefer not living to this conversation.
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Mayor Ben Hawthorne : [talking about his wife] I want to do it because Kate said it, and I like it when she's happy.
Harry Vanderspeigle : That's an awful way to live