Resident Alien (TV Series)

141 Seconds (2024)

Alice Wetterlund: D'Arcy Bloom

Quotes 

• D'Arcy Bloom : No, I've definitely never seen this guy before. Not ever, never. Did you know that "never" is short for "not ever"? I feel like I maybe made that up. Anyway, I haven't seen him.

  Deputy Liv Baker : What about the shirt? Is it familiar?

  D'Arcy Bloom : It's Colorado. The people here are practically made of plaid.

• D'Arcy Bloom : Harry's gonna stop Yellowstone from ... blowing up.

  Harry Vanderspeigle : No, I did not say that. I said I will stop the Greys from blowing it up. I cannot stop Yellowstone from blowing itself up.

  [takes a bit] 

  D'Arcy Bloom : I'm sorry, what?

  Harry Vanderspeigle : The Yellowstone caldera, it erupts every 600,000 years. The last time it erupted was 634,000 years ago, so, yes, that baby is crowning. Wouldn't it be funny if I stopped the Greys and then the caldera blew up right after?

  Dan Twelvetrees : That would be funny.

  Harry Vanderspeigle : Because of the timing. Comedy ...

  [takes a bite] 

  Harry Vanderspeigle : is all about ...

  [grimaces, then awkwardly makes several attempts to pull a hair off his tongue ... slowly] 

  Harry Vanderspeigle : ... the timing.

• Asta Twelvetrees : What are we supposed to do with this information?

  Dan Twelvetrees : What did you do with it before?

  D'Arcy Bloom : Not know it!