Resident Alien (TV Series)
I Believe in Aliens (2022)
Alan Tudyk: Harry Vanderspeigle
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Quotes
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Harry Vanderspeigle : You fall on your keys one time, and you start making different plans.
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Joseph : Grey aliens are pretty powerful.
Harry Vanderspeigle : Not powerful enough to get somebody's number from the phone number company, unless they say, "Yeah, okay, give them my phone number."
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Harry Vanderspeigle : How dare you body shame me. This my goal weight. Are you saying I'm fat?
Max Hawthorne : Whatever. I gotta go home. See you soon.
Harry Vanderspeigle : I will see you never! I am not fat. I am thick. All bodies are beautiful... except yours, you squirrel-necked dick!
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Harry Vanderspeigle : This alien doesn't have pants, and you don't seem to notice.
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[Harry is wearing a breastfeeding simulator]
Asta Twelvetrees : Well, I'll never get that image out of my head.
Asta Twelvetrees : Okay, you're not gonna help the general save the world? Then what? What are you going to do?
Harry Vanderspeigle : I will do what human failures do. I will ignore my horrible life by being a parent and passing my resentments on to my children.
Asta Twelvetrees : Children?