Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Avoid the Chinese Mustard (2012)

Angus T. Jones: Jake Harper

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Quotes 

• Missi : So, Jake, you wanna go to your bedroom and unpack?

  Jake Harper : That's okay, I don't really have much.

  Missi : Well, then maybe you could help me unpack.

  Jake Harper : Why?

  Walden Schmidt : Dude, she's not really talking about unpacking.

  Jake Harper : Oh. Oh, okay, yeah. I could definitely go for a good unpacking.

  Missi : Well, then come on.

  [Missi drags Jake into the other room] 

  Missi : Hey, maybe later we could go for a walk on the beach.

  Jake Harper : Oh, yeah.

  Walden Schmidt : She means an actual walk on the beach.

• Jake Harper : I am 18 and in the army, you can tell me what to do.

  Alan Harper : You are using the excuse that you are in the army not to go back to the army.