Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Avoid the Chinese Mustard (2012)

Miley Cyrus: Missi

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Quotes 

• Missi : So, Jake, you wanna go to your bedroom and unpack?

  Jake Harper : That's okay, I don't really have much.

  Missi : Well, then maybe you could help me unpack.

  Jake Harper : Why?

  Walden Schmidt : Dude, she's not really talking about unpacking.

  Jake Harper : Oh. Oh, okay, yeah. I could definitely go for a good unpacking.

  Missi : Well, then come on.

  [Missi drags Jake into the other room] 

  Missi : Hey, maybe later we could go for a walk on the beach.

  Jake Harper : Oh, yeah.

  Walden Schmidt : She means an actual walk on the beach.

• Missi : [Jake and Missi are in the other room and off screen]  Jake, slow down. There's a zipper on this thing.

• Missi : That's not true. Everybody has a soul mate.

  Missi : And when you find yours, it's like that feeling you get after the first big snowfall of the year.

  Missi : You race outside to go sledding and you go to the top of the steepest hill you can find, and, you know, your heart starts racing and you get all sweaty, even though all your boogers are frozen over, and the next thing you know, you are zipping down Montague Street, laughing and crying all at the same time, and you never want it to end.

  Missi : And that's what real love should feel like.

  Missi : Nobody should settle for anything less.