Jaws 19 (2015) User Reviews

Time machine

[asasa-33295 · 1/10 · 16 January 2021]

I wish I had a time machine to convince me not to watch the trailer.

Feeding this movie to sharks would be cruelty to sharks

[Zbigniew_Krycsiwiki · 1/10 · 9 October 2015]

Yes, this movie exists. Really. It has people in it, and things happen in it. And it's an insult to Jaws 4, which isn't a very good movie, but it's miles ahead of this one. Some nitwits with far too much time (and apparently alcohol) on their hands in Ufa, in the Republic of Bashkortostan, in south central Russia, near Kazakhstan, came up with this putrid Jaws satire, obviously titled after the joke in Back To The Future part II, and obviously filmed on someone's cell phone. And allegedly on a budget of 100 Rubles, which, as of this writing, converts to exactly US$1.62.

Absolutely worthless, this opens with poor cell phone-quality shots of people in a lake being swallowed whole by a caricature of a shark, superimposed over the footage. There's not even stock footage of a shark, just this stupid caricature. The shark caricature can attack those on land, jump through the air to get people by surprise, attack some Russian cupcake on her driveway, and even get some guy on the toilet.

This could be taken as a satire of the declining quality of Jaws sequels, and sequels in general, but yet there is no discernible plot or story, and it never climaxes, so much as it just stops after 58 excruciating minutes, followed by five minutes of closing credits. Even with a run time of only 63 minutes, there is a lot of padding, with one goofball stumbling through the woods for more than eleven minutes before the shark caricature and terrible blood splatter effects get him, and several scenes of a Russian watching Putin on television for several minutes at a time.

But I wonder how long it will be before some village idiot will give this ten stars and say it's the greatest movie ever, without really having watched it? Or how long will it take until that worthless little troll with two accounts rates down my comment, and any other comment he/ she finds on this page? "0 out of 2 people found this comment useful".

This Is The Worst Jaws Film Ever

[andrewsboys · 1/10 · 13 July 2016]

(WARNING: MY REVIEW CONTAINS SPOILERS. AND A LOT) I Don't Care If People Say This Is Creative. Its Just Like Any Other Shark Film But With A Ghost Shark. That's It. All The Deaths Are Very Garbage And Too Gory For My Taste. And When The Shark Shows Up Out Of No Were At A Person, You Know What Type Of Death Its Gonna Do. So Yeah. The Film Is Complete Garbage And No One Should See It. Also I Have To Add More Cause Of IMDb. :/ So One Death Contains Some Girl Getting Eaten By The Shark. Doesn't Sound That Bad Does It? Well Guess What. A lot OF GORE AND BLOOD FLYS ALL OVER THE PLACE. And To Make Matters Worse They Add Blood On The Camera, And The Blood Looks So Much Like CGI It Looks Like Some 12 Year Old Was Making A Movie And Just Used Windows Paint And Edited It With Some CGI Crap And Called That Real Looking Blood. Now You Can Say "Oh Thats Not THAT Bad :P". Well then... This Movie Is Down Right Terrible. Too Much Blood And Guts And A lot Of Nudity And Teen Drama. If You Look At JAWS: The Revenge And Jaws 5 Jaws 6 etc You Would Say Those Are MASTER PIECES Compared To This. I Give This Film A 1/10.

Best thrash from Russia

[timotys · 10/10 · 10 January 2017]

This movie really genius. I never saw so cheep shark movie. The story is talking about ghost shark, whose killing a lot of random people. Genius! I never saw stories about ghost shark, whose killing random peoples! Special effects so bad, that good. The shark is flat! Total flat! No 3D! Only the Russian hardcore photocopy and 2D! The blood is stock footage, whose directors downloaded on YouTube searched: "free green screen effects" The best scenes are murder of Andrey Demianskiy and explosion of train with crash (whose didn't recorded on camera).

Actors are good. Ivan Yakovidish played the Russian Chuck Norris – Ivan Kuznetsov. He is former policeman, whose need to save lives in his city of Ufa. Another good actor is Sergey A., whose played the typical Russian video-blogger, whose want for views photograph the ghost shark. Where is Oscar for Sergey A.? He is the best actor in the universe! So, I recommend this movie for fans of trash and b-movie. So bad, that good.

Best shark movie in 2015!

[denchikmane · 10/10 · 22 October 2015]

Jaws 19 - a real godsend for fans of films about sharks. Nothing of the kind in the world. Let's start with the plot. 2015. The Baltic Sea coast shark terrorizing. Military shark manages to win, and it became a ghost. Incredible plot twist. Next - better. Ghost shark begins to kill all who stand in her way. Killings delivered perfectly. Of particular note are times when the shark leaps out of the toilet and garbage. These scenes are very creative and unique can not be found.

Actors played well. Anyone who even accidentally hit the shot, played at. That only is the cry of a girl that kills the shark on the road. Locations in the film varied. The action takes place in Russia, Belarus, Ukraine, Abkhazia. This is a huge plus.

We should also mention the very shark - it is delicious! All American films sharks draw three-dimensional. Shark Jaws of 19 - flat. Directors have to be very creative people to come up with that.

Overall Jaws 19 is a film that should be shown at the universities of novice filmmakers. New directors should take an example from Sergei A. and Ivy Crap.

Novel and experimental effort

[greenbudgie · 6/10 · 2 May 2021]

Within minutes you should know if you have the right sense of humor to watch this film. It's amateur You Tube meets 1950s exploitation. It's co-directed by Ivi Crap so you know immediately by that type of name which market it's going to appeal to. A killer shark meets her end and returns as a ghost to continue her killing. Her spirit can turn up anywhere. In the middle of the woods or out of a disposal unit or out of a toilet pan. This is a novel and experimental effort that some will find entertaining for it's 63 minutes. The English subtitles come across strange at times because the sentences are quirky when translated. And they ask us to vote on IMDB at the end. This is a serious mistake as IMDb has actually got a little b in it's title. I must say I enjoyed this little b film.

First Russian shark movie!

[LelekCZ · 10/10 · 11 June 2018]

This movie is first Russian shark movie. It's very funny! "Jaws 19" is the cheepest movie I have ever seen. After watching this "Oscar movie" I had a fountain of emotions. One question repeated in my head. How? How could this stupid Russians film this stupid movie? Flat flying ghost shark kills random people. Actors from russian villages aren't actors! Some special effects downloaded and edited in this movie from YouTube.

It's total ATAC.

Good one

[sonahakobyan-51307 · 9/10 · 26 May 2021]

Nice for sci-fi lovers. It is not Hollywood, but also watchable.

What's?

[RaceDo16 · 10/10 · 3 August 2018]

I'm interesting, whose drugs Sergey A. was smoked for filming this total microblockbuster. Only for 100 Russian rubles this movie has greatful action scenes with flying 2D ghost shark. The ghost shark looks very scary and angry. Other characters of movie also looks very good. Some episodes are really funny. It's good horror comedy.

I'll recommend this genius movie for everybody. You must watch this cool movie.