All Male, All Nude (2017) User Reviews

Very Little Style; Even Less Substance

[dcarsonhagy · 4/10 · 8 December 2017]

To me all this movie was about was BEEFCAKE. Shot in Atlanta, GA,. at an all-male strip club ("Swinging Richards"), "All Male; All Nude" doesn't begin to touch on anything.

You are introduced to several of the dancers. Most would have you believe they are straight, but we all know better... . I applaud the men who were not ashamed of what they do, just as I would applaud any woman who is a stripper. I've always said that if you make your money honestly, who gives a crap HOW you make it?! Some of the strippers are big-time hits, and I can see why. Their personalities (literally) are as big as the room they dance in. One guy (whose stage name is Pierce) earned enough money to put him through medical school! However, it is almost laugh-out-loud funny to hear some of the dancers whine about being viewed as "sex objects." Really? You dance completely nude (thrusting your junk in someone's face) and YOU feel like a sex object?

My biggest problem, however, was I just didn't think the movie tried to anything but scratch the surface of this business. There are plenty "documentaries" about female stripping, but this is the first one I've seen that delved into all nude male stripping. Barely coming in at over an hour, many of the scenes are repeated. Guess these at-peace-with-themselves strippers didn't have near as much to say as the director thought. The ending is kind of sad, but I won't spoil it for you here.

Unrated and contains complete frontal male nudity, sexual situations, and language. "All Male, All Nude" didn't go anywhere near where it could have gone. This is pretty tame considering the subject matter.

Only worth watching for the floppy flaccid richards

[LustAndLace · 3/10 · 13 January 2018]

All Male, All Nude is a lame documentary about male strippers in a gay full frontal nudie bar in Atlanta featuring some of the most painfully average looking guys I've ever seen. In between floppy richards and butt shots you see men bouncing around the stage in the same few scenes which get repeated often to some really awful techno beats. There are some light (boring mostly) interviews with some of the dancers however very few are enjoyable to listen to. The interesting one doesn't get enough screen time while the whiners, complainers and the ones that just don't seem to enjoy what they're doing getting most of the interview time. It's quite short at only an hour long and nothing really happens that's worth a documentary being made. I was expecting a dirty tale of the hardships and tribulations male strippers actually go through but the majority of things discussed are boring fluff that serves no purpose. There is no prostitution discussed, barely any drugs discussed, not one word of how family reacted to their profession just nothing juicy or interesting. Absolutely nothing noteworthy is talked about. In one word this documentary is just plain boring. Watch it if you enjoy seeing some painfully average guys flopping their junk around otherwise it's a total waste of time in my opinion. If there were some dramatic moments, hard hitting topics or literally ANYTHING exciting going on it'd be worth a watch but literally nothing happens outside of one guys "wrap up" paragraph at the end which in my opinion did not do the man justice.

Now the part you want to know about the men.... Mega spoilers.

Sean - Totally annoying, no muscle what so ever, terrible tattoos a below average package and one of the most annoying southern accents I've ever heard. He spends most of his interview time whining about being a single dad and talking about all the women (HAAAAAHAAAAA!) he's dated. Pro tip, if you're a man working in a gay strip club, you're gay whether you have a kid or not. Hard pass. Also he gets entirely too much screen time and nothing he says is even mildly interesting. They should have interviewed the hot piece of chocolate instead.

Pierce - Cute but a total moron, He's paid to shake his privates in peoples faces fully nude, yet doesn't want to be viewed as a 'piece of meat'. Wish I was joking but I'm not. He probably is the best looking face wise, but again he suffers from similar terrible tattoos that Sean has. I commend him for paying his way through school by working at this place but seeing how dumb he is in regards to strippers actual job, he shouldn't be working as one. Stripper = eye candy/piece of meat broski.

Roided up gay DJ - Total douche, rude and probably has balls the size of peas cause of the clearrrrrr use of steroids. He gets off on fat shaming women that come to the club for a good time and laughs about it and whines about how much worse the male dancers are vs the women which I don't believe for a minute (speaking as a woman we're entirely way more dramatic and catty then any man, even gay men aren't as catty as women are). Doesn't have too much screen time thankfully but 30 seconds of him is still too much I mean he ain't even cute.

Dallas - Most of his screen time is dodging sexual preference questions and talking about a dancer that died of an overdose. He's alright, clearly gay but doesn't want to comment on his sexuality because it "could hurt business". Pro tip, they're all gay. It's a gay bar. Also he wrestled in high school.... How much more proof do you need? Also they out him when you get to the "wrap up" paragraph at the end so I personally found that kind of funny after all the time he spends dodging the sexual preference questions.

Troy - People actually pay him to get naked? I'd pay him to leave. Thank god he only gets a minute of screen time. What was the point?

Matthew - Blonde, blue eyed bi twink. His screen time is limited to saying he's bi and laughing while standing next to a car outside. What was the point?

Steven - Probably the most charismatic of all the men interviewed in this documentary. He's very intelligent and well spoken and spends most of his screen time talking about trying to get his music career going and what it's like actually working as a stripper. He is actually the only one that doesn't whine the entire time he's on screen. Honestly this documentary should've just been about him. I could've just watched him be interviewed for the entire thing because he is the only one worth listening to. I won't say anything more about him cause it may spoil for anyone that actually wants to watch this, but damn man.

Special mention to the hot black guy. He doesn't get interviewed sadly but you see him in the background a fair bit. He has the best body out of all the dancers and according to some of the guys has the biggest richard, which makes all the other dancers wicked jelly and no one wants to dance on stage next to him. I felt like he needed a special mention cause of this, yet he's like the only one we don't actually get to see flopping around which is highly disappointing seeing how he's praised as having such a big one. They really should've replaced Sean's interviews with him cause I would've loved to hear him talk about how all the other guys are jealous of him for packing a mega richard. Big loss in my opinion.

I rate this 3/10 simply cause there are two really nice uncut ones you get to see a few times (I have a preference for them lol). They are the only saving grace about this awful documentary outside of Steven which the third star is just for him. As much as I wanted to enjoy this documentary it's not interesting or exciting. It's not hard hitting, it's not juicy, it's just richards swinging and guys whining for the most part. Honestly this documentary was a massive let down even though I wasn't expecting much out of it. I got much less then I expected.

Interesting!

[danteFZ · 10/10 · 11 June 2018]

Very interesting. There are so many preconceived notions about people who work in this profession so it was great to hear from some of them first hand. The documentary is filmed at "Swingin' Richards", an all-male strip club in Atlanta, GA. We hear from several of the dancers as they share why they're there, about their families, and their future goals/aspirations. The doc is shot very well and the score is consistently great throughout. I think the filmmaker did a great job putting this together and I believe it's very informative on a topic that is not often reviewed.

Insight into the male side of stripping

[dewright-31585 · 8/10 · 27 December 2019]

There's so many thoughts and notions about the people who work as strippers. This documentary provides a glimpse into some of the men who work at a club in Atlanta.

It was a fascinating watch, you got to see "behind the curtain" and see that it's a group of people who are just doing what they can to get ahead in the world.

There are some who will judge the men who were dancing based on appearance, that's to be expected given the job they're in. Personally I liked the chance to see their personalities and the minds that were on stage.

An 8...but only for the obvious

[SCManCA · 8/10 · 18 April 2023]

Nothing terribly compelling about their stories.

But anytime you can see a floppy, swinging naked Johnson it's a good thing.

IMO, none of them are overly good looking. They're certainly not unattractive. But just not what I would expect in a male nude stripper. Dallas is kind of cute, and a couple of other guys in the background who they don't interview or show onstage are pretty sexy, but that's about it.

They certainly have nice bodies though, and their Johnsons are nice to look at, hanging flaccid and flopping around.

I didn't really see any that measured up to the measuring stick that one dude held up though. He almost made it sound like the first thing they do is drop their pants and step up to the green measuring stick, and they better "measure up." It's nice to see most of them are pretty average, maybe a little better. But not huge.

Fun to see naked men. Give it an 8. But again, the stories aren't all that interesting. I'm sure they're fun to hang with though. Especially naked.