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The Mandalorian (2019)
Better than The Disney Star Wars
The Story writing is actually better then the star wars films after George Lucas.
Maybe it has to do with the pace, and with the story. Not in The last place de ruiter and producer. Hallo my love from the film chef.
The Jedi was actually quite a great and meet and fabulous entrance.
Mother/Android (2021)
Stupid characters
Why oh why is she even dating or worse get pregnant with such a loser.
The one lesson it teaches us; This is why you should let your daughter marry a good husband. Not a hotheaded hoodlum making dumb decisions.
Because of the ai programmer she evetually rescues the boyfriend only to make dome more stupid dicisions.
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2 (2015)
Alpha male here and i would follow Katniss anywhere..
.. that is how convincing she is in her role. She does not try to kill a guy that outweighs her. This is exactly how femisisme should be.
Ii bingewathced the whole shizzle and i really love how cinema was not dead yet at the time.
From mocki gjay the pace is a tad off. And scores a solid 7 but the first two films are def e 9,5.
The Internship (2013)
I so wish my parents were g@y..
.. this is actuallly a line in the movie.
So yes it is woke. The humor is there and i love the speed in which the story is traveling.
Fun tonwatch but makes me realise that it is actuallly a propaganda movie from Google and i dislike them even more now.
Bent (2018)
Missed chance
This is one of those movies with a story and action that has been done a zillion times. Now excuse my english as it is not my native language.
But let me start by the ending. This film had the chance to do something radical. The cop should for once taken off with the money and the hot chick.
Everytime the same old story were the cop wantes to do the right thing that is socialy accepted. In the the time now where we live this one could have been better.
Black Panther (2018)
Racist film
Is it me or is this Just playing racist. they are biggin black people up.
While i think that it is a fair eford. I also think that the emphasis is too much on the black empowerment. So that basically makes it a political movie rather then a superhero movie.
As in this Day and age. Being political isn't the best way for Hollywood to move on. Giving equal opportunity is a good drive. but that doesn't mean necessary to use White gold to make a movie like this
The Boys (2019)
Formidable attack on Netflix from Amazon
..i mean this serie hits the level of major cinema on all fronts.
This is the ultimate camp to hit Netflix from het throne.
The story above all is unique. Combined with the comedy and drama it is a hit!
Absolutely loved it, just enough amount of the sjb in this serie, not too much. No political statements, juat enjoyement.
I love every minute of it. Homelander is the bomb and so is Karl Urban his charachter.
I hope they go up to season 40!
The Conjuring 2 (2016)
Strapt in my seat.. the tense doesn't let go
Seldom did i rollercoast this much in tense as i did with this film.
The buildop and release of tension and immiatly begins to build again.
Is it perfect? Perhaps not as exorcist but this truly thrilled and scared the living shyt out if me.
Almost to perfection.
John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum (2019)
Too much ball biting dogs and men hating
Actually pretty good camerawork and filters.
The action is ok but repetetive at some point. 15 millions bullits and 500 opponents and not one hitting a target
For a popcorn movie ok.. But when the dog waa biting the 5th guy in the nuts that was it, i stopped the movie and was heading to my girlfriend for a good night
This movie is ok but a little too much men hating.
Point Blank (2019)
Known formula with a modern sauce
Female antagonist, black male nurse and Frank Grillo's best performance yet.
It is action packed, fun, and the two main leads have a good chemistry.
I enjoyd the action, some of acting and the rollercoaster ride.
Avengers: Endgame (2019)
I am aa excited aa the time i went to see the first avengers
This movie is well done. The characters each gets their gram. Hulk as a smart emotional fellow, thor as a bum, iron man with his sacrifice.
One character however is obsolete. Captain marvell. They should and could do without. She is a arrogant annoying little girl trying too bard to equal a man. She playa tough but doesn't have any weight to cover it.
This movie is a 11.. Minus 1 for cap marvell
Drive (2011)
Sexist movie with helpless woman with child and hero masculine man
What is it with these selective tacist and sexist hollywood? The movie is good, bit the female lead character is just so sexist and stereotypical.
The guy is doing everyhting for her without being selfish and caring for her and her child, while daddy is in jail. Not banging her by the way. Then dad comes out of jail, still helping them. Risking his own life. Stille woman assaults him.
When she clapped him in the face while he was being honest.. i turned the movie of. I am sick of this slective sexiism.. woman, keep hou own pamts on, no man is going to help you anymore.. being genlteman is sexist these days. I am serious, just google it.
This movie is overrated, predictable and gosling characted almost 1 dimensional.
Max 6 out of 10
The Grey (2011)
Men only.
This film takes you on a journey with pure men with the struggles they experience and the beauty that comes with it.
It is not intended as a documentary of wolves. Bit rather the way men think and why we men are men.
Chicks don't get this. Go watch a romcom.
Survival and pure instinct this is what destilles from the broth.
Perfume: The Story of a Murderer (2006)
Good Balance and very well acting
It's been a while since my last review, but i felt like reviewing this movie because i didn't expect i would like a film that my employer liked so much. I hate his guts but i must admit that this film, he saw the french one i believe, is truly magnificent.
I saw this yesterday on TV, and i was so tired but i sat and watched till the end, i wanted to know what would happen with Grenoullie. The story is very well balanced. And the setting is beautiful, authentic like early french. The acting is very good, never had distracted me from the film.
Overall a MUST SEE.
Transformers (2007)
I loved it, i don't understand the critics
Today i saw this movie and i can tell you that the story is very simple, no Tarantino or guy ritchie here dudes.
Best is to compare this movie with fast food. It's got to be quick, simple greesy, aggressive, hot and a lot. That is exactly what this flick brings. Hot cars and chicks (mikaela, oh my god) ans superb action.
It's like a roller coaster great and full of action from the beginning to the end.
The critics all have something against Bay i think. Go see the English Patient for crying out loud then.
This is a action movie with no crap in between. Ans i like the Bay style of editing, like Armageddon, great TV.
If you want action, and i mean top notch. Go see this movie, this will be in you're top 5 4 ever list.
Bad Santa (2003)
Hill Billy Bob all the way
Yes indeed, This was a very funny movie. Definitely not for kids. It also has that warm Christmas thing at the end. Only negative about this movie is the black midget who is a poor actor. He always has to use the f word language in his lines, it's annoying. Other than that a very amusing movie. I bought this one blind using only the rating on IMDb.com and it was worth the 9 euro (10 dollar) Billy bob Thornton is getting a favorite actor of my. He has that funny thing acting stupid and serious at the same time. *** out of **** because at the end it gets sloppy and the story goes far to fast. The fat kid had more to it. At the end a very amusing movie, and sorry my English is not that great.
Closer (2004)
Reality of Men
Actual love story revealing a thing or two about men. The thing i like about this movie is it's reality. It shows what men really care about when woman cheat. Man rather would like to see their girl cheat with someone who isn't that great in bed then someone with a big c*ck f*cking the brains out of your girlfriend. It is a guy thing. So woman out there, if you want to understand us try this movie. At the beginning you would expect a cliché love story but it turns out to be a bit different. It also sketches the woman who can't make up their mind (roberts) and beautiful girls LETTING abuse themselves (portman) and end up nowhere. And about the guys, the emotional ones (law) can't handle woman so eventually he gets girlfriend-less and the brutal 100% man figure (owen) who just wants p*ssy who gets all the girls. It's funny but the film actually shows why woman want to suppressed..
see it yourself
The Village (2004)
This is not the movie i expected it would be !
NO SPOILERS !! When is saw the advertisement on TV i thought; "This must be a great scary movie". I rented this movie yesterday and normally i wouldn't send a comment but on this one i'll make a exception.
The characters have little contrast and are quite stupid if you ask me. The story is cheap and beyond all => "slow". I actually fast forward the DVD a couple of times and even my girlfriend who is easily scared on horrors didn't like the movie and thought "This is more like a soap series". Seeing this movie i can conclude just one thing: It is a cheap made movie and i have being robbed my 4 euro renting this piece of crap.
4 outta 10
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Bang good movie
You stupid fart smelling motherfokker belowe. I think it's a good movie. Comedy is for everybody different .. so next time speak for yoself. Aight
the man from amsterdam
Grim Fandango (1998)
Corruption in the land of the dead?
Another fine game of Lucas Arts. They keep amazing me with the game they develop. If you're familiar with the lucas arts type off games then you'll know what I mean. If you're don't familiar with the lucas arts games, try one.
This time it's about corruption in the land of the dead. You're the character Manny. He is a salesman trying to sell good trips to the dead people so they can travel to the next life or something. He finds out that the good people all have to walk to the dangerous land of the dead he knows that there must be a plot. First Manny is a salesman then his adventure goes further in the woods with his henchmen Glottis (he is very funny guy, if you like happily ever after (the bunny) then you'll like this fellow to). Then he's is a club owner with Glottis in the city and much more. As you can read there is a great variety in the game that causes no boring moments.
The game is directed just like a movie. The humour is very very professional en great. You'll only need about 2mb video ram but the graphics are all they need to be. The sounds are also very clear en full with detail.
When I played the game I wasn't bored for one moment. The cutscene, ingame infrastructure en the conversations are one of the best I ever experienced.
If you like adventuregames, great plots en bones and stuff ... try this game.
On of the finest adventuregame I ever played.
Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2 (2000)
Super War game
This war game is about the russians invading america. The graphics are great altough you need only 2mb of video ram. The sounds isn't much better in comparisation with command $ conquer tiberian sun. The story is cliche but still it's cool to play the game. How further you go how more you have to think in stragetic way. This was the first game i acctually bought and still having fun playing the game. It's cool to play the game trough a network. I could recommend this game to anyone wanting to play a fantastic war game...
Have fun.
Day of the Tentacle (1993)
Great!!
This a absolute milestone in history of games. When i first played the game, it was 6 years ago i was suprised of the graphics and conversations in the game. It's really like a great movie=, it only takes a little longer and you'll have more fun ...
All i can say is, play it ...
Sam and Max Hit the Road (1993)
Funny, Fantastic game
Pretty old game but there are not much games with this kind of humer. The graphics are cool, not the graphics we are used to these day's. This is truely an golden oldy. The story is about two animal detectives, a dog and a rabbit who has to solve a crime. They travel trough america to find a lost circus freak en his beloved who works also i the circus. I think i like this game cause lucas arts makes such specific humoristic games that i love. Like in the humor in great movies only then in the games.
check it out