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1/10
Interesting premise, abysmal execution
24 September 2022
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I was intrigued by the idea of this, as there can be so much to unpack from J. M> Barrie's original Peter Pan. However, this particular variant is unevenly scripted, erratically directed, and even more poorly acted--all by the same individual Livia de Paolis. What could have been a fascinating psychomachia of sexual awakening, gender expectations, mental illness, and family, falls far short of the mark.

This adaptation of Laurie Fox's novel skips a generation - it is Margaret who is Wendy II's mother rather than Jane (which in the original Barrie timeline makes sense, as Wendy was late Victorian/Edwardian; Jane was during WWII; Margaret would have been c. 1960s-70s; Wendy II: 1980s; and Berry c. 2010s). In Fox's novel, it is Wendy II grandmother Jane that goes missing, thereby bestowing the trauma of an absent mother on Margaret, who then inflicted her own traumas onto Wendy II. The removal of Margaret from de Paolis' adaptation makes the mystery and trauma both more immediate and more rushed in feeling (although this could be the result of a grossly inexperienced writer/director/actor in de Paolis), where Wendy II copes by writing letters to herself as if from her MIA mother as a child, but as an adult has borderline psychotic breaks that seem to come from nowhere.

De Paolis' accented English (presumably from Italian) immediately marks her as the cuckoo in the nest, where the younger iterations of the character have no such indicator. Furthermore, it seems that de Paolis is working from an entirely different set of motives/objectives than the rest of the cast, where adult Wendy experiences some kind of cognitive disorder that also never appears in her younger self or is explained. Furthermore, while a key aspect is the absences of Wendy II's mother Jane, this abandonment seems to impact adult Jane more than her younger self, enough so her own motherhood becomes a significant hurdle.

Iain Glen is sufficiently creepy as Hook; however, de Paolis is rather heavy handed when exploring Wendy II's sexual awakening from innocence to knowing, where the ostensible 13 year old Wendy is sexually assaulted by Hook, making the entire encounter uncomfortable. This, on top of Wendy II already being somewhat sexually precocious at 13 (as evidenced by her "happy thoughts poem" about being in bed with Peter) makes her entirely unbelievable as an adolescent to begin with. Furthermore, as the boy who never grew up, Louis Partridge's pan is absolutely grown, so instead of the impish Pan, we are left with a bizarrely aware man-child who would be more appropriate to being a College first year student rather than the embodiment of childhood at war with Hooks representation of adulthood.

In the end, this comes off as nothing more than a poor excuse for a vanity project for de Paolis. I can only wonder whether the source material is equally as weak as this film adaptation.
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4/10
Order of the Plot-Holes
12 July 2007
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For those of you looking for a faithful adaptation of Order of the Phoenix, this film isn't it. How director David Yates got the go to direct completely baffles me. Not since Chris Columbus' stilted pacing has a HP film disappointed me. I realize that in a book as rich in detail as the HP series something is bound to be left out in the film version, but the direction and editing of this film leave much to be desired.

The film opens in Little Whinging with the dementor attack on Harry and Dudley. Mrs. Figg happens across the boys as if by accident just after Harry defeats the Dementors with his Patronus, but is never "outed" as a squib. The Dursleys were more worried than horrified, and never threatened Harry with expulsion from their house. The sheer vileness that audiences last saw in Prisoner of Azkaban was notable absent, leaving the view to wonder what happened to bring us the weak and whimpering version of the Dursleys that appears in this film.

When Harry is brought to the Order's headquarters, very little is made of the fact that the Noble House of Black was once a bastion of pure-blood fanaticism. Kreature makes a very weak appearance, and the simple existence of Regulus Black (R.A.B.?) was never even touched upon.

Fred and George remain the comic relief, but the ever developing character of Ginny Weasley is ignored. Even more upsetting was the notable absence of Mrs. Weasly's growing concern for her family's safety. I thought that one of the most touching moments in the book was the chapter in which Mrs. Weasly attempts of banish the boggart only to have it continually morph into the horrifying visages of various dead loved ones. Bill and Charlie were also not mentioned, leaving the viewer to wonder if the film franchise plans to reduce the Weasly family from 9 to 7.

As excited as I was with the casting of Imelda Staunton as Dolores Umbridge, I felt that Yate simply did not do her justice. Yes she was vile, but not in the bureaucratic evil way Rowling depicted her in the novel. She simpered, but I just did not get the feeling that she took malicious pleasure that she should have in what she did as the High Inquisitor.

The rumored St. Mungo's scene, while it may have been filmed, was disappointingly absent, with the film jumping from Mr. Weasly's attack in the ministry (although why he was in the Deapartment of Mysteries was never addressed) to Christmas dinner at the HQ and a lame "Here's Daddy!" from Mrs. Weasly.

Even more disappointing was the depiction of the Department of Mysteries. I entered the movie hoping for some wicked effects and bizarre magical elements, and was left with just the Hall of Prophesies and the mysterious doorway. To add insult to injury, the relationship between Sirius and Harry was never developed to the point where Harry would naturally feel devastated by the loss of his godfather. I felt as though their relationship was more vague friend of the family then Harry beginning to look to Sirius as a surrogate father figure.

Over all the continuity of the film felt too rushed and disjointed, as opposed to the more fluid Prisoner of Azkaban and Goblet of fire. Relationships between the characters felt forced, which I found odd, considering the fact that the cast has been working together for 7 years or so. If any of my personal suspicions and predictions for the future of Harry are accurate, this film has left out numerous key elements. That being the case, then films 6 and 7 will have to scramble to make up for what this film lacks. As Yates is slated to direct the next installment, I can only look to it with a feeling of dread, wondering how he will mangle the Half-Blood Prince.
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Gothika (2003)
The Sixth Sense for the criminally insane
16 December 2003
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*Warning! Possible spoilers*

Dr. Miranda Grey (Berry) states "I don't believe in dead people, but they believe in me". This seems to be a lame version of Osment's "I see dead people" from the hit The Sixth Sense. While the basic premise may be sound, Gothika is formulaic and predictable at best, trite, hackneyed, and boring at worst. While I had little to no expectations of Halle Berry or Penelope Cruz, Robert Downey, Jr.'s performance was a huge disappointment, and certainly not up to his usual standard. Throughout the movie, the suspense was often killed (forgive the pun) by glaringly obvious hints as to the outcome of the movie that were as subtle as brick through a window. Some of the effects were potentially disturbing, but again, the effect was ruined by the continuous use of "pop scares" through out the entire movie. The script falls short of the believable, i.e. why the security system only alerts the staff when it is convenient to the plot, or the entire point of Penelope Cruz's character. If you must see this film, I advise waiting until it comes on cable television. Don't waste your $8.
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The Ring (2002)
Disturbing, yet vague
4 November 2002
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****POSSIBLE SPOILER ALERT****

While I found this film to have a few disturbing images (i.e. the fact that Samara'a victims all looked as though they had died alone and forgotten in a well), there was simply too much disjointed symbolism to satisfy me, the best examples of such being Samara's sudden manifestation with the Morgans, Aiden's seeming powers of clairvoyance/precognition, and why Anna Morgan went mad to begin with. The film hinted, of course, that Samara was responsible for all of the madness, after all, if she can make pictures appear on x-ray film, then why couldn't she have driven her mother to madness? As an intelligent adult, I don't feel the need to be spoon-fed every little detail, however, I left the theatre with the distinct impression that I wasn't seeing the bigger picture. I am more interesed in obtaining a close translation of the novel (being a firm believer that no matter how good the movie, the book is always richer), than I am in seeing Ringu, the Japanese predecessor.

Of course it is entirely possible that I missed some of the crucial clues as a result of the overwhelming numbers of teenyboppers that filled the theatre. Not only did I have to deal with juevinille shrieks every time the scene changed, but then there would be a good 5 minute discussion about "Omigod! I am like soooo freaked out!" afterward. My friends and I all agreed that it should have received an R rating, if only to keep the 14 year olds out.

At the end of the movie, I admit to being more than a little haunted by the imagery (Samara climbing out of the well at the end of the tape right before Noah bites it is a chilling image), but I just can't help feeling that there were too many loose-ends and not a strong enough plot to induce me to spend any more money trying to figure them out.
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