Angel_and_Demon Reviews

Boogeymen: The Killer Compilation (2001 Video)

Awesome film, great clips!

[2 April 2004]

I thought this was great. The scenes were gory, memorable, perfect. And the whole soundtrack was awesome as well. Here are my favorite scenes in order...

1. Halloween 2. Nightmare on Elm Street 3. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 4. Psycho 5. Hellraiser 6. Wishmaster 7. The Ugly 8. Puppetmaster 9. Phantasm 10. Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday 11. The Dentist 12. I Know What You Did Last Summer 13. Child's Play 2 14. Scream 15. Candyman 16. The Guardian 17. Leprechan

My only advice? Avoid "Leprechan", but definately check out the Top 10 on the list.

Almost perfect, could of gotten rid of some boogeymen (*cough* Camilia and Leprechan! *cough*) but great.

8/10

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)

Gory. Ugly. Original. Perfect Horror Film. Craven's best work.

[2 April 2004]

I used to hate horror movies. I used to be frightened by the littlest things (like E.T....don't ask). But lately, I rented "Boogeymen: the Killer Complilation" and while watching the memorable "This....is God" scene opened the doors of horror for me.

Tina is having nightmares. So are her friends (cute Johnny Depp!). She then finds out it's the one, the only, the evil Freddy Krueger who is killing them in their sleep. How great of a horror concept is that? Amazing effects, memorable dialogue, and Robert Englund is one of the best actors to ever play a horror villain.

Amazing. I;m a horror fan and I owe it all to Fred...

10/10

The Lizzie McGuire Movie (2003)

Watched it only for Alex Borstien

[14 February 2004]

Why? Because she was one "Family Guy", one of the greatest animated comedy series, ever. But Why did she want to do this?

I didn't honestly know that all 8th grade graduating classes go to Italy for graduation.

I basically hated the plot of the film, the dry, dry, dry plot. I hate Hilary Duff period.

1/10

Surviving Nugent (2003–2004)

Ted Nugent Rocks!

[10 December 2003]

"Surviving Nugent" is probably my favorite (and only) reality TV show on TV. 8 people are sent to Nugent's house (complete with the hunting fields) and have to survive Nugent's wild games and his family. Sometimes, I'm egging on Ted Nugent to torture the vegan freak, because he showed no mercy or pity for her whining about killing animals and eating meat, and that ROCKED!

Go Ted Nugent!!

Romero (1989)

Amazing Film.

[3 December 2003]

Wow, I saw this only a year ago, and it still affects me. This is one of the films where it grabbed my attention and made me see reality in other countries. Central America is one scary place. Because of the film's impact on me, it has made me join Amnesty International. Great film, disturbing, but truly amazing..... 9/10

Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)

One of the greatest adventure films I have ever seen. Period. 10/10 stars

[12 October 2003]

A REVIEW OF "RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK"

Dr. Henry "Indiana" Jones Jr. (played by the sexy Harrison Ford) is a archelogist teacher at a university (who can forget the girl with "I Love You" on her eyes?). But at night, or during his days off, he is a hero, searching for treasure, fighting the bad guys, and getting the girl.

In the first movie of the series, Indiana looks for the ark, which hides the 10 commandments, before the Nazis do. During this havoc, he find Mariom, an old fling and Sallah, who becomes his partner.

I'm 15 years old, and this was one of the movies I ever saw for the first time. I remember the most memorable part being the beginning part and being so amazed and IN LOVE with Harrison that moment, which lead to an unhealthy obsession (which continues). He was amazing in "Star Wars" as Han Solo, but as Indiana Jones? DAAAAAAAMN!!! What is so cool about Indiana that he haas weaknesses that we can relate to.

Amazing movie, 10/10. One of the greatest movies. What else can I say?

Kevin James: Sweat the Small Stuff (2001 TV Special)

I'm still laughing.

[25 September 2003]

I saw this on Comedy Central after my older brother recommended it to me and my mother. I was laughing so hard, I have never laughed like that since Robin Williams Live on Broadway. The sketch with the phone numbers, and the Hallmark woman were the funniest. Kevin James is soooo funny!

Rating: 10/10

Popular (1999–2001)

Thank God, it got cancelled. Because I didn't want to lose the last remaining brain cells I had.

[9 September 2003]

I swear to God, I felt so dumb for watching this show. I mean, who can really stand a show all about "popular" girls who worry only about friggin' hair, makeup, and sex?! This what I hate about this generation. We can't live on our lives on our own, so we rely on "reality" shows to do the living. That's why America's so damn obsese. We are not this pathetic characters "Mary Cherry", or "Tuna Fish", or whatever their names are. Here's a show for you: "The __________ (insert your name) Show". Here's what it's about=YOU LIVING LIFE!!! NOT OTHER PEOPLE DOING IT FOR YOU!!!

Overall....2/10, because Sara Rue is a good actress.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)

Can Santa Outdo Aliens and Pia Zadora???

[5 September 2003]

For most that don't know, this was Pia Zadora's first taste of making bad decisions for BAD MOVIES.

This movie was kind of confusing. Especially the part where Santa names the reindeer (I didn't know Nixon was a reindeer). This ain't no "Miracle of 34th Street" I'll tell you that.

The Ring (2002)

Not as scary as people say, but pretty creepy.

[17 August 2003]

THE RING: ***/****

I thought this movie wasn't as scary as everyone said, but some of the images and the video itself gave me goosebumps all over. I haven't gotten goosebumps like that since "The Sixth Sense". But I'll tell you this: I can't look at white rings the same way again.

Phone Booth (2002)

Chilling and Amazing ***1/2 out of ****

[1 August 2003]

"Phone Booth" is about a New York publicist Stu Sheperd (Colin Farrell) who is your typical a**hole. He's stuck-up, snobby, selfish, and an all-around liar. He goes to the same phone booth, every day at the same time, to call his girlfriend Pam (Katie Holmes), so his wife Kelly (Radha Mitchell) won't find out. But one day, he goes to call his girlfriend. When he's done, the phone rings again, and he's instantly target of a sniper (Keither Sutherland), who makes him follow his orders and threats.

I thought this movie was brilliantly planned and amazing. Colin Farrell does a wonderful job as Stu, and I was also impressed by Katie Holmes's job because I think she's usually a teen actress. Forest Whitetaker and Keither Sutherland also got my attention in the movie. Overall: acting, plot, setting, and characters were well-done (A-)

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

Argh Me Matey!

[28 July 2003]

i loved this movie so much. johnny depp was hott with 2 ts in this movie as jack sparrow. he had the whole dreads and daron malakian thing going on (with the braided beard). orlando bloom did a fine job as well. and even though i don't say this to everyone, but geoffery rush in this movie? HOT AS A PIRATE!!!!

MTV Bash: Carson Daly (2003 TV Special)

Rip-Off of "Friar's Roast Club"!!!

[1/10 · 26 July 2003]

need I say more? A bunch of people insult a special guest, with remindings of their past workings.

Terrible. Carson Daly SUCKS.

Obviously, this is a device to make MTV look cooler and try to be funny. Sorry, but it's dumb and unoriginal from you. Like Eminem does to ICP and Twiztid, it's ripping off good ideas from other places.

Grade: F-

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003)

How To Lose An Audience In 10 Minutes (or seconds)

[20 July 2003]

I saw this movie with my mom when it came out on DVD. There aren't alot of movies that make me wanna hurl, but this one is the epiphany of hurling up all I have ate in the past 3 years of my life.

To put it bluntly, it's the perfect example of a decent romantic comedy/chick flick gone BAD.

Girl meets Boy. Girl has article to write. Boy has bet. Boy and Girl get together. Boy and Girl find out about each other. Boy and Girl break up. Boy and Girl get back together. The End

Not one funny part of this movie. I thought Kate Hudson could chose better after "Almost Famous".

Big Money Hustlas (2000 Video)

My Money Mutha-Facko!!!

[10/10 · 20 July 2003]

I love this movie so much. ICP are much better actors than Eminem will ever be. The movie might have a 15 mintue love scene (between the fat stripper Missy and Sugar Bear) and a TON of swearing, but it's so effing funny! It's like 70's pimp movies mixed with Monty Python humor. But-ONLY FOR THE JUGGALOS

Family Guy (1999– )

Hilarous show.

[3 July 2003]

Hands down, The SImpsons is the greatest tv show to ever be aired on television. but it had to go through a couple of seasons to get really funny.

not Family Guy. the frist episode is filled with laughs and random things (like the Kool-Aid man popping in the courthouse saying "Oh yeah!"). it's filled with polictically incorrecy humor, and has th greatest characters. Like peter, the main character who is cartman and homer simpson combined, the wife lois, the drinking dog brian, the evil baby stewie who tries to kill lois, meg and brian, the teenage kids, and of course: quagmire, the sex crazed neighbor.

i still can't believed it got cancelled. well, good humor has a drawback

American Idol (2002– )

i quote Insane Clown Posse: "dearest almighty creator"....

[2 July 2003]

this show is just horrible. just terrible.

*Reasons why this show can SUCK IT* 1. simon crowell is probably the only judge who is not afraid to speak his mind to these idiots. 2. it's another show to create another britney. WE DON'T NEED A BRITNEY!! IF WE ARE GONNA CREATE ANOTHER PERSON TO THE MUSIC INDUSTRY, MAKE A TRENT REZNOR, SOAD, ICP, OR RATM!!!! 3. 2 words-Eden's Crush. need i say more?? 4. if you want a record deal, don't go on a freakin' contest!! what happened to the honest way of sending a tape to a record company?!

5. let's put it on the table-justin and kelly and both divas that suck ass. yes, justin's a diva.

that ends my broadcast.

I Love the '80s (2002)

this is one of the best things i have seen on my tv

[16 June 2003]

i hate MTV. i love VH1. it's more fufilling and isn't loaded with crap. i found out about the show, and thought "wow, that's pathetic". but one day, my mom was watching 1987, and i was laughing so hard along with her

it's one of my favorite shows. my favorite years were 1980, 1985, and 1987. i think hal sparks and michael ian black are the funniest guys on the show. some of the dialogue is kinda risque (sexual stuff) and most of the people annoy me (diceman and mary lou reten-grrrrrrr), but it's the best things about vh1.

i'll say this: i can't wait until "i love the 70s", when they show it in august

Psycho (1998)

well, at least they didn't make bad changes

[1 June 2003]

the only change in this movie is one thing: COLOR. oh, and no chocolate syrup in the famous shower scene. that's about it with changes. i have seen movies based on originals that are so horrible mainly because the directors change and screw everything up: BADLY.

they didn't change the lines around, it was well cast, and it has the same chills, maybe even more chills, like at the end. but either way, it's really well good based on the original.