Joker in Suicide Squad was close to cringe, but not quite - just an overzealous actor, eager to put his own unique stamp on an iconic character. Didn't work for me, but I respect the effort.
This film took that near-cringe, elevated it to full-on cringe, turbo-charged it, slathered a bucket of mayo all over it, microwaved it, fed it to the dog, put the droppings in a bag, and ding-dong ditched it at some other dude's house because it didn't really care enough about you to realize it had the right last name but wrong first.
From the first frame, this film is so cringe that the word cringe was created specifically for this movie.
I know, I know... not possible. Yet here we are.
This film's cringe-density tore through time and space, its essence leaking through just enough to spill into the past and create the need for the word cringe to be invented. Then it lay in wait for hundreds of years until just the right time for it to take physical form, creating the greatest-yet example of cringe.
A cringe so unique that it requires its own branch of study: cringeometry.
A cringe so terrible that the application of the word to any other object or idea in the history of mankind seems unthinkable.
A cringe so pernicious that it forces me to use the word cringe repeatedly, even though the use of the word itself had become cringe long ago.
A cringe so utterly perfect that all other matter has been squeezed out and nothing else exists within it; creating a ball of cringe so dense that it tears through time and space. Its essence leaks through just enough to spill into the past and create the need for the word cringe to be invented. Then it lay in wait for hundreds...
omg it's only 10 minutes in... kill me now.
This film took that near-cringe, elevated it to full-on cringe, turbo-charged it, slathered a bucket of mayo all over it, microwaved it, fed it to the dog, put the droppings in a bag, and ding-dong ditched it at some other dude's house because it didn't really care enough about you to realize it had the right last name but wrong first.
From the first frame, this film is so cringe that the word cringe was created specifically for this movie.
I know, I know... not possible. Yet here we are.
This film's cringe-density tore through time and space, its essence leaking through just enough to spill into the past and create the need for the word cringe to be invented. Then it lay in wait for hundreds of years until just the right time for it to take physical form, creating the greatest-yet example of cringe.
A cringe so unique that it requires its own branch of study: cringeometry.
A cringe so terrible that the application of the word to any other object or idea in the history of mankind seems unthinkable.
A cringe so pernicious that it forces me to use the word cringe repeatedly, even though the use of the word itself had become cringe long ago.
A cringe so utterly perfect that all other matter has been squeezed out and nothing else exists within it; creating a ball of cringe so dense that it tears through time and space. Its essence leaks through just enough to spill into the past and create the need for the word cringe to be invented. Then it lay in wait for hundreds...
omg it's only 10 minutes in... kill me now.
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