Must Avoid Horror Movies

M. Knight Shyamalan - the Ed Wood of his generation. And this ladies and gentlemen is our Plan 9 From Outer Space. Mark Wahlberg's acting in this would make Keanu Reeves grimace. I just - can't even describe how awful this is.

The dumbest final girl - only girl EVER. And Joey Lawrence

The second dumbest final girl EVER --

good premise, atmospheric, yet ultimately pointless

oh Jennifer Connelly, you're better than this. Riding the JHorror wave of The Ring and The Grudge, Hollywood assumed at this point evil little girls equal bank at the box office. Not this time, silly pointless film.

They had a SciFi channel budget for this horrible crappy film. MJ's 'Thriller' has better scares.

How hard is it to find a good werewolf movie? Extremely. This one should have been a Sci Fi Original: no budget, no talent, no script.

I get dark humor in horror films. When done well it can be great. I don't know what this was. A rare horror film starring, written and directed by women it's just a sin and a shame that it was so bad. There is actually a seen in this where Fox's character gets stabbed, and says to her attacker, while impaled: "Do you have a tampon?"

When he's finally revealed-- I thought it was a joke. I was like 'what's that supposed to be?"

Don't judge a dvd by it's cover. This movie sucked. And also features the third dumbest final girl ever!

I hate putting this on here, considering the first story is so good. But for some reason I will never fathom, the directer switches over from serious well acted survival tone of the first story to bad poorly acted dark humor in the second story. It really threw me off. What a waste.

Oh.God. This has got to be one of the worst things I have ever seen. Graphics for 1995 couldn't possibly be that bad right? Was there a script? How did I sit through this? So many questions ...

Another movie riding the JHorror wave. This time with the hopes that evil girl plus electronics equal bank. Stephen Dorff you are better than this, I hope. And Stephen Rea ...

This is the worst film I've ever seen Angelina Jolie in, and yes I've seen both Tomb Raiders.

Calling it Unwatchable would have saved me a lot of time. The killers motive in this movie has got to be the dumbest I've ever heard. I must also add the waste of the great Diane Lane.

What is this? It's not a thriller, but I remember it being marketed as scary - it's not. And here we are with Stephen Dorff again! I guess he wasn't better than this. Sharon Stone and Dennis Quaid couldn't help and then there's Kristen Stewart ... just watch Cape Fear instead.

Yes it is The Lost Boys meets The Craft without the fun, originality and competent script. It really just should have been released on the CW. I barely got through opening sequence of multiple shoving and characters angrily calling each other 'dude' and 'man'.

I ask again, is it hard to find a good werewolf movie? This film makes American Werewolf in Paris look like -- it's not quite as bad. Although I credit this movie with helping me to realize Joshua Jackson is hot, it is simply awful.

Again, don't judge a dvd by it's cover. This is a douchebag vanity project with an ending so cliched you'll wish you could chuck a machete through the tv and get the job done.

Oh how the mighty have fallen. The first film for me, was fun, and a real throwback to great 80's slasher that never took itself too seriously. This movie however veered from all that with a silly script, only about two cool kill sequences and this weird thing with Danielle Harris' eyebrows.

Boy. I really don't know what to say. Unnecessary remake would be obvious, but I also have to add that I hate when Hollywood thinks piling on CGI over genuine atmosphere equals good film. Watch the original Fog or The Mist instead, this one's all smoke and mirrors. Speaking of smoke though, Tom Welling could set something on fire in this.

yeah... I had forgotten about this movie. John Carpenter we need an intervention. You can't go from Halloween and the Thing to Ice Cube on Mars.

Riding her Oscar wave, Hally Berry next two films were this, and Catwoman. Catwoman is worse - but just barely

Jason has some pretty crappy sequels under his belt. But I always hold special offense to bad Michael Myers sequels since he's supposed to play it straight. This film, from it's crappy premise and boring fake Laurie Strode to the pointless stunt casting of Tyra Banks and Busta Rhymes(and his martial arts skills), I literally never saw how it ended. About ten minutes before the end I just did not care. Jaimie Lee Curtis - YOU are the only one better than this.

Sigh. Poor Gong Li. This movie is so void of any type of feeling, and considering the subject matter that says a lot. I don't even think that this story needed to be told onscreen. There's only one Hannibal Lector - and we don't need an origin story. Especially a bland one.

So boring.

yeah -- face palm. Just a lack of - everything from the original.

I know Stephen King Adaptations are either hit(The Shining) or miss(The Stand). This is definitely a miss. I would put this in with Cold Creek Manor as a movie that didn't know what it wanted to be - and didn't go anywhere. Sorry Jack Sparrow.

Roman Polanski took time from evading U.S. law to make Johnny Depp's worst film in 1999. Jaw droppingly(I know it's not a word) abysmal. Talk about a ticket to hell.

Poor Winona Ryder. This crapfest Omen wannabe should only be played at 3 am when you fall asleep with the tv on.