Suckiest Comic Book Films

Number one with a bullet. Or a ring, whichever you prefer. Bad dialog, bad casting(Blake Lively), bad story, bad villain. The one highlight is Mark Strong as Sinestro. I just couldn't believe how lame this was.

I know it's not number 1, but trust, this is the gold standard of suck. Alicia Silverstone rose her Clueless fame all the way to a tacked on boring version of Batgirl. There couldn't have been a script to this film. I think they just wrote ideas on a hat and filmed whatever they pulled out. Thank goodness I saw Pulp Fiction before this or I would have lost all hope on Uma Thurman. Stallone must've got a chuckle from seeing Arnold in this.

This is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. In any genre. Who greenlit this? Who said it was okay to go into theaters? Why at no point did anyone in a position of power stop production and say 'this is wrong'? I personally blame this movie as the reason we can't get a Wonder Woman project off the ground.

So much potential - wasted. This movie never got going for me. It was just weird and bloated. How is that possible for a movie that's 2 hours 20 minutes?

This movie came out at a time people thought Rob Schneider was funny, so they kept sticking him in things. My my my did this blow. The 90's just weren't good to Stallone. And you wanna talk about Hams, Armond Assante? You should glaze him every Thanksgiving.

Brett Ratner, franchise killer. Again so much potential wasted. HOW do you screw up the Phoenix Saga, esp one so brilliantly set up for you by Bryan Singer? Watch this, and find out.

Some people say this was unfairly bashed. Some say it was miscast. I agree, Kate Bosworth never was and will be Lois Lane. I would go so far as to say so was Kevin Spacey, playing Lex Luthor like a scenery chewing ham ala Gene Hackman, and we didn't need that for this version. (You could get away with that in the 80's). Brandon Routh - was I blinded by his extreme hotness? I don't know. But I will bow my head for James Marsden who got the shaft in not one but two superhero flicks in the same year. The gist of the diabolical scheme of the greatest mind of our time in this movie came straight out of a cracker jack box. Mr. Singer, I expect that from Uwe Boll, but you? For shame.

I need a drink. Burning skulls = cool. I get it. What does not = cool, Nicholas Cage. Does he even show up on set anymore? Or do they just splice in work from his other films, plus CGI hair as needed? It will astonish you as you watch this nonsensical film, which plays like one long beer commercial, that the star actually has an Oscar.

Ang Lee owes me money. I actually sat in a theater and watched this turd push itself out in front of my eyes. I sat in a packed theater with deflated hopes and wide eyes as I watch The Hulk fight - a cloud. Who - sanctions - this - @!^!

I hated this movie. How miscast was Jessica Alba as Sue Storm? Julian McMahon did what he could as Dr.Doom I guess, but this was a turkey. I also want to add a tie for Silver Surfer which came out 2 years later, a sequel which was not better or worse, but sucked equally. Congratulations.

This one hurts. After the intergalactic train wreck that was X3 didn't we all need this to be good, thus salvaging the series. Alas, not even a naked Hugh Jackman could stop this movie from going nowhere.

Six dollars and a Beer must have been how Dolph was paid to do this. Because there was no budget. I would have liked to use the excuse that Superhero movies couldn't be as violent as the Punisher series, but didn't someone get beat up, shot, thrown through a window and fell threw a glass ceiling while on fire in Action Jackson which came out a year before this? Poor Dolph.

As an 80's baby, I can't tell you how many times I watched this as a kid. And each time it sucked. Three already suffered from a go no where plot and an unnecessary Richard Pryor. Here we go again with a Luthor over the top scheme when he steals Superman's hair to create his polar opposite in a blond, hot, straight out of Rocky Horror Villain complete with gold Lee Press On Nails to DESTROY SUPERMAN.

80's cheese to the extreme. Since when did He-Man need to rip off Star Wars? Dolph Lundgren looks the part. Frank Langella actually overhams (again my word) Gene Hackman's Luthor as Skeletor. He's like a cross between the Grinch, Darth Vader and Jafar from Aladdin. I hope if they ever remake this they decide not to have He-Man on Earth trying to save a chicken shack waitress, even if it is Courtney Cox

ugh. Was John Travolta wearing his 'Swordfish' wig in this? It tried to do something, it just didn't get there. The movie not the wig. Thomas Jane was miscast here, and did I not see a blond Kevin Nash in here for reasons only the cosmos are aware of? Puff puff pass on this one.

This is what happens when you marry Sly Stallone - you can make crappy movies too! Bad acting, bad script - Bad Sonja.

Do I even need to say anything?

Did Faye Dunaway still think she was playing Joan Crawford in this? Female superheroes have had zero luck at the box office. This movie is lame.

I can't. I don't know if this was supposed to go to theaters and the execs said straight to dvd or what. But this movie is an abomination. Middle School students with a web camera could make a better movie.

What happened to Lori Petty? She's like the Joyce DeWitt of the 90's. Somewhere between Mad Max and Sailor Moon there is this movie.

What in the Van Helsing/Willow hell is this mess? I guess this movie had a bunch of problems getting a theater release and I saw why.

• LAME

Honestly, I couldn't finish this. I left around the fifteen minute mark. They montage the origin story like it's Jonah Hex 3 or something. Watch at your own risk.