Review of The Return

The Return (2003)
1/10
Unbearably Awful
19 March 2014
Warning: Spoilers
I truly can't recall seeing a more terrible movie than this one. It blows my mind that anyone would give this garbage a good rating. Literally NOTHING happens throughout the whole flick except one minor incident towards the end that I really couldn't care any less about.

We see a hard-ass dad with two terribly behaved kids, and that sums up the entire plot right there. I'm not sure what else to say except that if you enjoy watching a couple brats and a dead-beat dad interact then this boring cure for insomnia will be right up your alley! There was no suspense, certainly nothing "thrilling", and not a single positive thing I can think of to say about it. Awful movie.
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