I love a good B grade horror flick as much as the rest of the horror fans do. I love fake blood and gore as well. But this....... 15 minutes in i could not watch anymore. Not because if the unrealistic blood and CGI, but because of the horrible direction or editing.
B grade films we are used to fake blood over acting and a lot of T and A, so I was expecting it with this film and prepared to watch it for shites and giggles.
I had to turn it off because the director who allowed this editing needs a wake up call.
Make it as fake and phoney as you like but at least have the beast heading in the right direction on each scene change. One minute you see the beast heading to the victims above water and below, then swerves as if circling, then heading away from the victims, then pointed back towards the victims closer.....WTF
Like I said i love a good farce and a good laugh but to edit the film like this i like taking the joke across the line.
Enjoy the over acting, enjoy the ridiculousness of it but at least have this shark moving in real time.........
Does this review contain spoilers????
Maybe maybe not.
Why???
I am spoiling it by saying unless you are blind and do not mind a shark moving in an instant all over the ocean and suddenly attacking and finding it enjoyable, I have just spoilt it for you lol.....
I have not spoilt it by protecting real connoisseurs of the horror film, B grade or even Y grade type films who can have a laugh at such films but can not fathom how anyone let it go this far down.
Review of 5 Headed Shark Attack
