Review of Prey

Prey (I) (2007)
1/10
Watch stupid people being directed by bigger Idiots
25 May 2018
Warning: Spoilers
I had to kill some time. But 40mins in and I wanted to see the lions tear apart the 3 stupid fools stranded.

Here are 2 stupid scenes that got me to cut my misery before it got the point where I'd offer myself to the lions.

* When you get the keys to the car and all you have to do while safe in the vehicle is turn around and go back. But the dumass drives straight through the bushes and trees only to get stuck in a ditch. Apparently, brakes were not provided.

* When Lions are outside your vehicle, you don't run around the screaming to get the attention of a helicopter miles away.

Honestly, I feel I should quit my day job, repent for my college and post grad education and just make movies. Its evident the qualification to commercialize movies like these is the ability to hold a camera, hit record and do stupid stuff.
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