The Worst of Hollywood

Overwrites every verse, please add a curse, my time needs to be reimbursed. Seriously this guy is a subpar lyricist that needs to take a class on schtick variety (and acting, but one thing at a time).

Unfunny crossdresser who somehow kept the Madea franchise going for like 30 films.

Only makes hyper-edited, mediocre, substance-less filler. Also thanks for killing the Die Hard franchise, much obliged!

No screen presence.

Incredibly sub-par actress who takes pride in "modernizing" franchises like Star Wars and 007 which just ends up stalling or killing them outright.

While she's not an AWFUL actress, she is extremely overrated, far from award-worthy and frequently stiff in her roles. Thankfully it seems like her 15 minutes are nearly up.

He has three jokes: being short, being black, and a combination of the two.

No charisma/charm on or off screen. The antithesis of her father.

Literally chosen in Starship Troopers (the only watchable movie he was the lead in) for his inability to act.

The wacky random zany imagery has fallen out of favor, hence the dwindling box office numbers.

Entirely flat and unfunny in every film role, landing him on this list; only somewhat tolerable off-screen.

Repetitive jokes that were never funny to begin with.

No dramatic chops (although he was the best thing about Suicide Squad if that's any sort of compliment).

A lazy, untalented fake martial artist whose failings remain the only reason to watch most of the movies he's appeared in. The good ones were saved by the script and costars.

If you need the (good?) name of your horror franchise stained with a terrible reboot, call this guy.

Can't act under any circumstance.

Pop-culture reference encyclopedia and nothing else.

Same as above.

Same as above again.

Same as above yet again.

Can't act, no screen presence, terrible filmography.

Le funny fat lady fall over LOLE.

Can't act.

Somebody get this man to a therapist because he is always on the verge of crying.

Has no wit in his films which would require that for any of them to be worth a damn.

Loud does not equal acting.

Screaming does not equal acting.

I'm pretty sure that all of his movies from 2009 onward are just tax scams because there hasn't been a single laugh since Funny People. Granted, there weren't many before that either, but still.

Where other actors can make zaniness seem authentic, she consistently fails and makes me spiral into a cringe singularity.

Dollar store version of Margot Robbie.

Made a few great action movies but has since plummeted into a trench of banality.

Made a great movie once (Leon the Professional).

Unfunny and can't take criticism.

Middling actress cast in major roles that she can't pull off. Probably best relegated to bit roles.

Honestly i just don't like her for some reason that even i don't know.

Less of a filmmaker, more of a porn producer and trend chaser.

Dirty hypocritical fat bastard.

Ruined a franchise and blamed his audience.

Only famous because of her Disney beginnings.

Feature length temper-tantrums.

If there's ever a live action remake of The Hunchback of Notre Dame, that'd make for one role she could actually pull off.

Subpar actress and a horrible excuse for a person.

Unfunny, can't take criticism, hypocritical, high-horsed joke stealer.

More wooden than a tree.

A lot like the Wayans clan (barring Damon, who's actually got something going on) and Kevin Hart in that he leans on the same jokes to cover his lack of talent

Unfunny, "quirky" girl who can do no wrong.

Hot guy #3

Vacuous and annoying.

Directed one good movie and is coasting off the cult status of one of his most mediocre, please get someone who can construct an action movie to remake all of his misfires (AKA everything but Death Race).

Wrote a favorite of mine, but can't direct with any degree of substance or restraint.

Made a couple good movies 20 years ago.

Good as long as she doesn't have to deliver dialogue.

Really don't know, i just never believe her in anything.

Responsible for some of the worst movies ever made.

Only overplays roles that require depth and never makes characters likeable.

No personality other than his mustache.

Female Jai Courtney who somehow has negative acting talent and charisma.

Just plain annoying.

Le funny black man is black xd.

Can't act.

Can't act.

Unfunny and mixed (at best) in dramatic roles.

The Losers was an okay movie, but that high praise doesn't extend to anything else this guy has been part of.

Pretentious and untalented.

Like his frequent writing/producing partner Quentin Tarantino but with more bad CGI, worse scripts, and mediocre (and often hammy) dialogue, intentionally and unintentionally.

All style, no restraint, no substance, no taste.

Has never directed a good movie, also tried to generate sympathy for people who don't deserve it (most of the people depicted in Trumbo).

Unfunny, loud, repetitive.

Same as above.

Admittedly i think he's a pretty talented dramatic actor, but he mostly does comedies where he isn't funny.

Same jokes over and over and over, it got old the first time.

Peaked with his first movie in 1997. Congrats on surviving over 25 years in the industry without a single good movie, i guess.

Kiddie diddler who can't act anyway.

Funnels assembly-line filler features (MCU movies) into theaters and onto screens that no one remembers except for the man-children who pore over references to the Captain Finkledinks and Grarg Poop'toths owned by his overlords.

In a nutshell: commoditized mediocrity.

Unfunny in everything and very stuck up.

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS.

No explanation needed.

Same as above.

Everything she's done, Abigail Breslin has done five times better. Even her most acclaimed performance (True Grit) - like the movie - has been forgotten.

Repetitive commentary on the same or similar subjects, hasn't made a decent movie aside from Total Recall and Robocop.

I just don't ever believe him as his characters.

Out-of-touch and repetitive politics that have gradually taken the spotlight from the artistic aspects of film. All message, no movie.

Buff guys! Titties! Surfing! Yeah we get it now try something different.

Zero vocal range and middling dramatic talent. It sucks having to hear his voice in every game ever.

Can only overact.

Unfunny, loud, repetitive.

Bazooper!

Known rapist and a Spike Lee wannabe.

Directed a decent movie a while back, but now only focuses on bringing boneheaded politics and sub-par to bad films to the theater.

Shouldn't have to explain.

No depth as an actor.

Unfunny, loud, repetitive.

Responsible for some of the worst films ever. He might be worse at comedy than Friedberg and Seltzer.

I like The Outsider, which not a lot of people do, but I can't deny that everything else he's done is either sub-par or just awful.

Terrible writer/director who presumes himself to be the master of all things movie, but really can't write or direct drama, thrills, comedy, mystery, crime, romance or horror or-

Would you just look at those amazing directing/writing credits!

Schlock factory.

Thanks for keeping Seagal in movies, i'm sure all 8 of his remaining fans are thankful.

Unimaginative direct-to-blu-ray/VOD extraordinaire.

Her performances are unanimously mediocre, and could easily be recast in all roles.